There stood a lone Master, the last hope for humanity, an almighty force from the beyond, fighting for the future of the world-
"Yeah, yeah, can we get on with this? This cutscene doesn't give me SQ, and the gacha doesn't wait for anyone."
Unfortuna...
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MASH "BESTEST EGGPLANT" KYRIELIGHT
(Y/N): ...Well, I'll just remove the "r"!
Mash: What?
(Y/N): You were "Marshmallow", but now you shall be "Mashmallow". I like it! Sounds cutesy enough for you!
Mash: ...I guess it sounds a bit funny, too.
(Y/N): Right?! Now, it's not that I don't like seeing this adorable girl in front of me, but I've yet to explore the other faces here in the famous Chaldea! Come, Mashmallow, Furball! To adventure!
Mash: We're only walking around the facilities-
(Y/N): ADVENTURE TIME!
Fou: Foooooooou!
Mash: Er... Adventure time?
(Y/N): Now you're getting it! Off we go!
He laughed merrily as he strutted down the halls as if he owned the entire place and knew everyone in it despite being a newcomer. Despite herself, Mash couldn't help but crack a slight smile, as his upbeat mood was rather contagious.
Despite (Y/N) basically forcing her to take him on a tour, Mash nonetheless was happy to show him get acquainted with the facilities and met a few other personnel.
They all seemed professional enough, but they all shared the fact that they were rather taken by (Y/N)'s "feminine" wiles (especially one guy with glasses named Meuni-something, he seemed to have an outright heart attack). It got to the point where (Y/N) made it a game to see who had the biggest reaction.
Mash: And this is the simulator. It's an advanced virtual reality system designed for-
(Y/N): Finally, this is the place where people get into fights, right?
Mash: ...It's a rather crude description, but yes, that would be its primary objective.
(Y/N): I can't wait to use this one, that's for sure! Speaking of which, I haven't seen any other Servants around here. Have the Masters not summoned anyone yet?
Mash: Yes, that would be the case. However, Team A is scheduled to perform their summoning for their first Rayshift mission. Speaking of which, the orientation is to be scheduled a few hours from now.
(Y/N): Team A, huh? Are they a crack commando unit sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit, surviving today as soldiers of fortune?
Mash: Er, no, they're a select team of exceptional magi amongst the Master candidates.
Shinketsu: Didn't even get the reference. I'm not one to sound like a boomer, but today's youth is just sad. Can't appreciate the classics.
