Fate/Outer Code: Another Order

Outer Code: Another Day, Another Story

(Y/N): Would you believe me if I said my Mistress owns the association?

Olga: One: I can't even begin to unpack that. Two: I'm not here for jokes.

(Y/N): Figured as much. Well, none at all!

Olga: You are a magus, right?

(Y/N): Nope!

Olga: ...Do you even know what you're doing here?

(Y/N): Easy! Find whatever's threatening humanity, punch it, and save the world! Easy-peasy!

The young Director raised a hand to pinch her nose in clear exasperation while (Y/N) leveled her with a wide grin, pleased at himself for not lying once through that exchange and making it out relatively fine.

Well, the Director likely thought he was a clueless moron now, but that just meant more opportunities to blindside her.

???: Then, Senpai... how did you get recruited?

(Y/N): Senpai? I like that! Anyway, so there I was, minding my own business when this cheap guy who owed me money dared to ask me for a favor. I was about to punch him, but he said it would be fun. "Go to Chaldea and save the world", he said basically. I have knowledge of the world of magi, so I just shrugged and said "Hey, why not?", and here I am!

Olga: ...I just don't even have time for this nonsense, for Root's sake. If you turn out as an incompatible magus when the operation begins, we'll just kick you out. 

(Y/N): Well, if it's any help, I have some juicy knowledge about Grail Wars and Servants as a whole. Did you know that to qualify as a Saber, you have to shoot a laser beam? 

Olga: *sigh* I can't even-

(Y/N): Aaaaaaaaand, one of these things is not like the other~! One of these things just doesn't belong~! Can you tell me which thing is not like the other~?

He decided to further improvise by breaking out into songs. He began to gesture between the two young women and himself before giving the younger one a rather obvious and knowing wink.

Olga Marie caught on quickly, judging by the slight widening of her eyes before they narrowed in clear suspicion.

Olga: ...You're more perceptive than I thought.

(Y/N): I think you just called me dumb in your head, lass!

Shinketsu: Not without reason.

He saw the younger girl perk up and look around in confusion just when Shinketsu had finished talking. (Y/N)'s smirk widened just a tad bit before turning back to Olga Marie.

(Y/N): After all, I'm more than just an impossibly pretty face!

Olga: Hmph. Just be sure to attend the briefing later today, got it?

Refusing to give him another minute of her day, the young Director walked off in a huff to her other duties, but not without offering a curt nod to the younger girl and leaving them standing on the cobalt hallway.

(Y/N): Well, someone woke up on the other side of the bed. 

???: Well... if it's any consolation, your face is the prettiest I've seen in my life.

(Y/N): Alright! I'm cheered up to the max thanks to Marshmallow being the sweetest girl ever!

???: I wish I could cheer up that easily. Fou seems to like you, so I think you'll be his second caretaker from now on.

Fou: Fou, fou, fou!

???: I'm sorry that I didn't introduce myself. I tend to leave a bad first impression, but there's no helping it now, so... Mash Kyrielight. It's my pleasure to meet you, Senpai.