There stood a lone Master, the last hope for humanity, an almighty force from the beyond, fighting for the future of the world-
"Yeah, yeah, can we get on with this? This cutscene doesn't give me SQ, and the gacha doesn't wait for anyone."
Unfortuna...
(Y/N) holds three jobs in his spare time: Fashion Design, God Slaying, and Apocalypse Prevention. Not because he needs the money, mind you. Apocalyptic scenarios are where (Y/N) finds the most enjoyment.
Now, his prices are very reasonable, and he can even be convinced to lend a hand free of charge if the situation looks entertaining enough for him.
Do bear in mind that these are all different careers. If a god is the one causing the apocalypse and he receives only one payment, he will kill the god, but not save the world, and vice-versa. A discount can be negotiated for such occasions, however.
Alternatively, you can hire him to design kickass outfits to face the end of the world in style. The prices are much higher, but his work is unmatched.
Moving on from the ad (which he requested I pitch to you, by the way), (Y/N) had been recently commissioned by a certain world-hopping wizard to prevent an apocalypse. It would be free of charge, since it was from a world he was fond of and the inhabitants were quite fun to watch.
And so, this brought him to the pleasant and relaxing atmosphere of a roaring blizzard in the middle of the Arctic where one could not physically see beyond arm's length.
???: Well, this is officially my first line in the story, and I'm gonna say: If you're a filthy part skipper, I'm gonna find you.
???: Let's be honest, they were lazy enough to just skip to this one anyway.
With his iconic, sentient suit, the outsider strode forward amidst the storm, his usual mischievous smirk etched into his girlish features.
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(Y/N) "ELDRITCH FIGHTING CRACKHEAD" (L/N) & KAMUI "CAN'T SEND HIM TO REHAB" SHINKETSU
(Y/N): Yeah, I can tell what you're gonna say: "Is this the wrong photo? Is he in his female body?" This is my usual form, so there! Keep that on your mind from now on, and keep the fanarts coming~!
Just because he felt like it, he had decided on a change of look, letting his feathery white hair with rainbow undersides cascade down to his waist. Overall, aside from his husky, deep voice, he was a feminine and elegant beauty, which he was very proud of.
Of course, the uncanny difference brought some hilarious reactions, which is exactly what he was going for.
Shinketsu: Remind me why we couldn't teleport over there.
(Y/N): And miss a walk like this? No way. This is the best.
He enjoyed the cold. Not in an edgy, mysterious, or cliche sense. He just liked being cold for no reason other than it was pleasant to the senses. Freezing temperatures, however, brought a certain sense of nostalgia from those innocent days in the past.
(Y/N): Still can't believe we made the jump to 2017 from 2006. Mistress should be 42 and the Little Miss should be turning 30. Man, time sure does fly.
Shinketsu: Not in this timeline it won't, if what the Kscope told us was valid.
