seele
get out.
dan heng
since when were u gay??
y/n
IM NOT.
i'm that super rare case when i act super gay but i'm actually the opposite
it's hard fighting these accusations like "wow i bet u have a gf" like no i don't.. i have a super amazing bf with 4 kids incoming in the near future tf
dan heng
im ignoring that entire last paragraph
seele
four kids?? bitch u can't even handle hook
y/n
IN MY DEFENSE, HOOK IS THE DEVIL. my kids woumd nvr be like that!!
bronya
kids aren't that bad
y/n
obviously u nvr had a kid stick a crayon so far up ur nose that u needed surgery to get the pieces out and the dr botches ur nose and still not get paid for babysitting that week.
dan heng
caelus said he was sorry though
y/n
I DONT CARE I HAD TI GET ANOTHER SURGERY TK FIX THE OTHER ONE.
anyways :3
dan heng
y/n, i'm looking over ur notes for mr. yang and u got some things wrong, would u take criticism?
y/n
no, i only take cash thanks x
seele
ur to dumb to set up a pay pal acount
bronya
too *
account *
seele
thanks
y/n
in some other universe, i hope u guys are sisters so i would nvr have to see u date
bronya
i was just reminded of my two big sisters lol they used to say it was us against the universe
and then my mother would take us out for ice cream whenever she wasn't busy
y/n
wow literally me too except there was no sister and no ice cream, js my mom beating my ass all the time
@dan heng ur turn next 😘😘🙈
dan heng
What
bronya
i should add a kid here to prevent you from saying such nonsense
y/n
WHATS A KID GONNA DO?? CRY TO MOMMY?? I ALR KNEW ABT SEX BY THE TIME I WAS 5 SMH
i wish my mommy was still alive
seele
womp womp
y/n
now why would u say that.
seele
idk to piss u off ig
y/n
i want to kiss u so bad
dan heng
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tranquility ▸ dan heng
Fanfiction━ 003. ❝ Sometimes she's all I can think about. ❞ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 he finally finds the right person to make his life brighter. ━ started : 4.27.23 ━ hiatus/very slow updates ━ dan heng x f!reader ━ modern!au half textfic!
