Shadow:please stop I don't do emotion well. I'd better get started
ONE HOUR LATER
Shadow:I'm not signing that
Gloria:all Ozzie's asking is an apology and you get the area
Shadow:it's a shit area! I wanted a piece closer to his production lines. But fine it'll do I'll drop by Ozzie's later
He signed the contract.
Shadow:dammit it's hot...why the hell do I keep this helmet on
His black helmet he usually always wares disappears into darkness.
Gloria:huh...
Shadow:what?
Gloria:I wasn't expecting you to be white
Shadow:racist well done
Gloria:how is that racist?
Shadow:I said well done take the compliment. I'm from the fifties I used to fling rocks at black people for kicks
Gloria:and now?
Shadow:seventy years I've matured...plus I can barely tell what anyone is nowadays...fuckin Gen Z pronouns and all that shit
Gloria:careful what you say you'll get us banned
They look at the readers and go back to normal.
Shadow:yeah,yeah whatever-
Shadow:hang on
He answered his phone.
Shadow:go for the boogy man. Oh hey Stolas what can I do for you?...Fizz? Oh right the Jester...kidnapped? Yeah I got guys there but their a little busy-...okay...okay look I'll see what I can do. But if I do this I don't need to apologise to Ozzie and I get my area of Lust...trust me he'll know bye
He hung up and went to stand.
Gloria:don't you dare
Shadow:sorry Gloria but physical pain isn't as bad as having my pride ruined
Gloria:yeah we'll your still hurt! You can't walk
Shadow:your right...
He laid back in bed.
Shadow:you ever seen Wallace and Gromit movie?
Gloria:the one with the rabbits?
Shadow:bingo
He pulled a lever and the wall behind him opened and his bed went in the air as he slid down a slide into a tunnel.
Shadow:TALLYHO!
Gloria:MOTHER FUCKER!
Shadow slid down past production lines.
Shadow:keep up the good work boys! Jimmy let Little Hitler go!
He slid down into the deeper levels.
Shadow:I should get theme music for this
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He landed in a car in front of a tunnel that said Greed.
Shadow:music
He snapped his fingers.
He started driving.
Shadow:ah I've missed driving...wait did I finish the-
He sped through a "construction in progress" sign and went flying off into Greeds green sky's.
Shadow:fuck!
I jumped out the window and dived down. I grew wings and flew down onto a rooftop.
Shadow:okay if I were a weird Clown and my Boss where would I-
I got a telepathic message.
Shadow:warehouse owned by Moxxies Dad in the South got it
I then realised I was already ontop.
Shadow:wow...lucky me
I looked through the window on the roof and found them.
Shadow:okay. Simple shit right here
I was about to get started but I got a cramp in my wound and I fell forward onto the window.
Shadow:FUUCK!
I fell through and was surrounded by gunners.
Shadow:ow...
Blitz:Shadow?
Shadow:suuuup...this was a bad idea
I sat up.
Striker:well well what we got here?
Shadow:you...dickhead
He leaned over me with a gun.
Striker:how's the bullet wound?
Shadow:fine...
It glowed and burned.
Shadow:totally fine-OW!
He shot me again.
Shadow:you sir...are an asshole!
Striker:I'm sick of losing these! Maybe if I kill you...
He aimed at my head.
Shadow:I've stared down this before boy...
I smiled.
Shadow:you really think I'm afraid to see what's next?
He frowned for a moment then smirked again.
Striker:I suppose...
He lowered it to my stomach.
Striker:so let's here the great Shadow Sinner scream
I'm gone after that. Fizz and Blitz managed to get out and somehow get me to a Hospital.
Blitz:so...you okay?
Shadow:I was shot seven times with holy bullets...I'm lucky to be breathing
Moxxie:don't worry we told Verosika. She'll come see you after
Shadow:cool. Hey...is it just me or are those...Angel's?
They looked out the window. The whole crew showed up to help.
Loona:there's no Extermination so...uh oh
She checked her phone.
Shadow:what?
Loona:emergency Extermination...
Shadow:Why would they...
I saw Angel's flying for the Factory.
Shadow:they know...
Millie:know what?
I ripped myself up and stumbled forward.
Blitz:woah easy-
I pushed them out the way.
Shadow:THEY KNOW I'M INJURED!
Gloria is still there. I don't know if they'll take her...I can't risk it!
Blitz:you can't fight Angel's. We're safe here-
I broke the window open and a bit of the wall.
Shadow:GLORIA!
I leaped to save the little Family I had.
(Seen the new Hazbin Trailer. Imma change Shadows design upon my return from Royal Naval Services. Thank you for your patience)
