Verosika Mayday

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SHADOW POV

Blitzo:oh my God I love this song!

Shadow:start singing and I rip your eyes out!

We were about to park but the the car goes out of control.

Blitzo:fuck!

Shadow:ASIAN!

Blitzo:oh you suck for life do ya!?

He got a microphone.

Blitzo:listen here you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three God damn seconds to get your ass out of my parking spot-oh shit Verosika

A pink Imp stepped put and oh my Satan she is hot as fuck! Oh wait she's a Succubes that makes sense.

Verosika:Blitzo

Blitzo:I should of known you'd be here, I can smell fish for miles which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is three rings down!

Verosika:and I should of know you'd be here after I heard the amber alert

Blitzo:oh yeah I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab I can see your still a drunken whore! Clenching onto the Beelzajuice bottle like it's the last cock in hell!

Even better I can fuck her and she won't remember God I have a problem.

Verosika:they let me out because I'm still famous and rehab is for sad loser wash ups so your sister says hi

Oh this is getting good now.

Blitzo:why you parking here? This is the only parking spot my company has so take your tampon race car somewhere else!

Verosika:actually prick it has my name on it

She pointed down to a spray painted name. When the fuck did she do that?

Loona:no way

Blitzo:a week!? No, no you are not parking here for a fucking week!

Verosika:oh you mad Blitzo? You gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run

Blitzo/Verosika:three rings ramp and max my credit card on shitty horse riding lessons!

Blitzo:God damn it whore you will not let that go!

Verosika:go choke on a sand paper cock

She walked past us and God her ass was better than Kim Kardashian! Then a wolf guy went past.

Blitzo:hold on you better move that pussy wagon back here or I'll-

The wolf growled.

Wolf:you'll what?

Blitzo:I'll...Shadow!

I turned to smoke and appeard in front of them.

Shadow:sup bitch

I think he recognised who I was. I turned to Blitzo.

Shadow:we have a problem here miss...Mayday I believe?

I toward over her.

Verosika:yeah why don't you get your little van and go

Shadow:alright

Blitzo:yeah bitch you here that-say what?

Shadow:keep it I don't give a shit I can fly if I want I'm just here to protect this little fuck I don't exactly do what he says

Verosika:alright then...Shadow

She walked off with the wolf.

Blitzo:what the shit was that!?

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