SHADOW POV
*BANG!*
Blitz just shot another TV that had was running the Cherub add. Fucking ripoff angelic cunts.
Blitzo:keep em coming Mox!
He put another one down and then the ground started shaking.
Loona:guys? You feel that?
Blitzo:oh shit is that a hell shake?
Moxxie:is that possible?
Millie:alright don't panic Moxxie!
Moxxie:I'm not panicking
Loona:stop getting historical fatty!
She slapped him across the room into the window which which got smashed open and a tall old guy stepped in crushing Moxxie who was already being crushed by the debris from this fucking guy.
???:do not be afraid
Shadow:no
Blitzo:you got that insurance thing?
Moxxie:who are you and what do you want?
Loopty:I am Loopty Goopty!
I'm gonna kill him.
Loopty:dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopish!
Loona:could've just used the door dude doesn't need to be this hole thing
Loopty:I am eccentric and therefore must do eccentric shit!
I sniffed him.
Shadow:this tucker reeks of human did you just die?
Loopty:yes moments ago in fact that's why I am here
Loona:just saying the front door would've gotten ya here fine
Loopty:shut up dear furry. This is the man I'm going to need you to kill!
It was an old fuck on his death bed literally.
Blitzo:already looking for revenge? I can respect a man like that. Hi I'm Blitz the O is silent
Loopty:what O?
Blitzo:oh thank you now what's the tea?
Loopty:the tea?
Moxxie:guys help...
He was still stuck under rubble.
Shadow:hang on Mox
I kicked the rubble.
Shadow:almost there
I kicked it again.
Shadow:you dead yet?
Moxxie:passing...
out
I ripped him out.
Shadow:oh God abort this thing!
Then Loopty pulled out a bunch of weapons.
Loopty:I'm counting on it
Shadow:oh shit I missed the tea
Moxxie:that's kinda hot
I threw him out the window.
TIMESKIP brought to you by chibi Shadow playing black Jack against Blitzo.
SHADOW POV
We arrived at the guys house. Why the fuck am I dressed at tourist and why does Blitzo have a cat on his tale?
Blitzo:let's do it gang
We pulled out weapons and went to the window of the guys house.
Moxxie:oh boy that machine really did I number on him
Shadow:jesus christ if I looked like that I'd kill myself
The old guy was tieing a noose.
Shadow:oh sweet
We started eating popcorn waiting for the moment and then a burst of light comes from the room.
Shadow:FUCK MY EYES!
Then those three Angel Cherub fuckera came down.
Shadow:oh fuck yes!
Moxxie:uh sir?
Blitzo:just let him he's been doing it for years
I jamo through the window.
Shadow:hello you angelic holy cunts!
Baby:its the Sinner that's killed our armies!
Shadow:no shit Sherlock! And now...
Four large spikes grew out my back I pointed all of them toward the Angel's.
Shadow:I'm gonna rip you apart!
And I done so. I ripped the blue one in half then ate him. Impaled the other two and cut the old guy in half.
Baby:why...?
Shadow:because FUCK YOU!
I ate the two remaining.
Blitzo:good job S were outta here!
We went back to Hell.
Blitzo:good job gang now who wants to go chuck apples at the homeless
Shadow:can't somewhere to be someone to fuck
Blitzo:please don't tell me it's the cum dump again
Millie:you've been seeing her a lot lately~ you official?
Loona:wait your fucking Verosika Mayday?
Shadow:to answered your questions. I am fucking her have been for months and I do know I like how things are going see ya
I jamp out the window. Are we official?
(Sorry I've been away for awhile but I'm back and I'm gonna continue with Shadows story also should I do a Shadow and Verosika date chapter? And I changed Shadows look and powers for the last time I swear)
