Empires Smp High School Group Chat

Wither Husbands

Fwhip: You can delete the dating app now, I'm here

Sausage: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see

Fwhip: Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend material

Sausage: Aren't you tired? From running through my mind all day?

Fwhip: Are you a parking ticket? You've got fine written all over you

Sausage: They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?

Fwhip: Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest

Sausage: Know what's on the menu today? Me 'n u

Fwhip: I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house?

Sausage: Wow, I've been blinded by your beauty. I'll need your name and number for insurance purposes

Fwhip: Insurance purposes?

Sausage: Of course

Fwhip: Well then, I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together

Sausage: Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you

Fwhip: I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already has

Sausage: Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on earth has clearly never stood next to you

Fwhip: You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache

Sausage: How can I plan our wedding if I don't have your number?

Fwhip: Thinking a little too early love?

Sausage: Hm? I don't think so?

Fwhip: You've got everything I've been looking for, and trust me, I've been looking for a long time

Sausage: Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas this year?

Fwhip: Go right ahead love!

Sausage thought "Soon Sausage, a few more minutes"

Fwhip: On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need

Sausage: Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world

Fwhip: I think someone must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes

Sausage: You know what you'd look beautiful in? My arms

Fwhip: Hm? You think?

*Sausage nods*

Fwhip: The sparkle in your eye is so bright, the sun and stars must be jealous

Sausage: I think I saw you on Spotify, as the hottest single of the year

Fwhip: When God made you, he was really just showing off

Sausage: Not to be dramatic, but I think you're the answer to my prayers

Fwhip: Something's wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off of you

Sausage: Can I borrow your phone? I need to call Santa Perla and tell her I've found a missing angel

Fwhip: My friends bet me I couldn't chat up the hottest guy in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some more drinks?

Sausage: You must be a talented thief, because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over here

Fwhip: I mean I am

Sausage: You certainly are

Fwhip: Can we take a picture together? I want to show my mom what my next boyfriend looks like

Sausage: I have a question and need a man's advice

Fwhip thought "Oh I know"

Fwhip: Okay, what's up?

Sausage: If I see a really cute guy, should I just go talk to himor is that too direct?

Fwhip: You should talk to them!

Sausage: Hi, I'm Sausage

Fwhip: Well then hi I'm Fwhip

Sausage thought "Okay now"

Sausage: If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I'll give it right back

*Fwhip blushes*

Fwhip: I um

*He grabs his face and kisses him*

Joel: GAY!

Scott: GAY!

Shelby: GAY!

*They pull away*

Gem: God dammit! Let them kiss

Sausage: I'm not even surprised

Gem: Sorry about that Sausage sorry bro

*She pulls them away*

Fwhip: That was awkward

Sausage: So can I kiss you again?

Fwhip: Alright

Author's Note:
Did I google these? Why yes, if that wasn't obvious

Why? Bc I don't know how to write pick up lines, I thought that was really obvious

Am I judging myself for it? Why yes why wouldn't I, not a lot tho

Why? Bc I'm so fucking tired of everything mostly about school and stupid homework

Do I feel bad for barely updating? Yes I'm very sorry :(

Also Keralis!