Peter 1: You ever just wonder if life would be so much more simple if we just went back to dinosaur times
Natasha: rough day at school?
Peter 1: *nodding in sads*
Tony: Sit down and tell me all about it, son
Peter 1: idk if there is much to say
Peter 1: I mean, it was just... one of those days, y'know. But all dinos had to do was eat stuff and roar at each other and breed. It just seemed so simple for them, I wanna go back to those times
Rhodey: I'm sure dinosaurs had their problems too. Bet they had really bad WiFi
Tony: Exactly! Son, your uncle is right, be glad you have the best WiFi out of every other kid on this planet
Peter 1: But the dinosaurs didn't have to put up with the internet and all its societal pressures :(
Tony: WHO IS PRESSURING YOU SON???
Peter 1: No one but like... ugh i shouldnt have bought it up, forget abt it
Loki: I agree kid
Peter 1: Really?
Loki: yeah
Natasha: you had a rough day today?
Loki: yeah
Peter 1: Dad i just adopted a brother
Loki: what
Tony: Uh... son, you cant just adopt a brother, that isnt how this works
Rhodey: *Ahem* you adopted me, T
Bruce: And me (:
Tony: ...Thats different
Tony: Son, Loki cant be your brother, hes older than me, it doesnt work like that
Peter 1: Thats why hes adopted, dad. Besides, in human years its different
Loki: please dont adopt me
Peter 1: But we're a family of orphans! It all works! :D
Loki: no
Tony: No son
Peter 1: Well, idc what you say, Loki is now my brother 😁
Loki: right
Peter 1: So, bro, why has your day been rough?
Loki: Bruce forced me to go to therapy with threats from the hulk and I just came out now I'm fucking exhausted
Natasha: WOAH BRUCE
Bruce: (:
Rhodey: HOLY SHIT
Tony: YOU JUST DID THE IMPOSSIBLE?!?!?!?!?!
Bruce: Yes (:
Loki: he wont stop smirking
Loki: anyway when are we going to see the dinosaurs?
Peter 1: They went extinct 65 million years ago :(
Loki: they did??
Loki: weird
Thor: I MUST CONCUR WITH MY BROTHER HERE, THAT IS VERY WEIRD TO ME AS WELL
Rhodey: Why is that weird?
Loki: well our dinosaurs didn't go extinct until ragnarok, and with this stupid fanfiction timeline I dont even know when that was
Peter 1: YOU GUYS HAD DINOSAURS ON ASGARD?????? 😃😃😃
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FanfictionWhat happens when the Avengers text? Carnage! This is completely different to anything I've ever written before but I hope you like it :)
