This is probably an exaggeration btw everyone. I very much doubt this is the truth in the MCU. Still, it's funny XD
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Tony: Let's all have a completely random conversation. What were all your first dates?
Bruce: ...and why do you want to know? 🤨
Tony: Because
Thor: MINE WAS WITH JANE FOSTER ON MIDGARD WHEN WE MET. I DON'T KNOW IF THIS COUNTS AS A DATE, BUT WE WENT TO THE COFFEE SHOP AND I ATE POPTARTS AND SMASHED A CUP WHILE JANE, ERIK AND DARCY WATCHED ME. THEN WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THERE WAS A SATELITE CRASH I LEFT THEM THERE TO GO SEE WHAT IT WAS.
Tony: So romantic Thor...
Steve: I never went on a date. I crashed the ship into the ice before I could go to the dance with Peggy.
Tony: Sad 😢
Spidey: I went to the Homecoming at school and dumped her as soon as i got there bc reasons
Tony: KID! 😱 I'M ASHAMED OF YOU!
Spidey: Well if i didn't people were going to die.
Tony: Noted.
Scott: Me and Hope went to the quantum realm...
Tony: You went to another dimension with Hope?
Hope: It was great!
Pepper: My first date with Tony was being Tony's assistant and watching him make out with a different girl everyday.
Natasha: Poor Pepper
Tony: I know. And I'm sorry about that Pep
Wanda: How many girlfriends have you ever had Mr Stark?
Pepper: HA BUSTED
Tony: I... never kept track.
Wanda: Estimate then
Tony: Uh... maybe six or seven hundred?
Wanda: O.O
Pepper: Don't lie Tony, there were definitely at least 800
Wanda: W.O.W.Z.E.R.S
Rhodey: Yeah. About 800. I think it could even stretch to 850.
Loki: Um, guys, I just used my telepathy on him and he's had over 2000 girlfriends.
Rhodey: Wow... that's even more than I expected
Tony: LOKI WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Loki: Because I can
Wanda: OMG, it's true... O.O
Thor: I HAVE NOT EVEN HAD THAT MANY GIRLFRIENDS IN OVER 1500 YEARS!
Loki: You've had one, Thor...
Thor: EXACTLY
Tony: OK... well... um... I...
Tony: I was popular and young back then. Leave me alone
Pepper: He still hasn't proposed
Thor: AFTER ALL THESE YEARS?!?!
Bruce: Tony, I'm ashamed of you!
Natasha: This is a heated conversation!
Loki: This is a boring conversation
Loki: Bucky, you wanna come stab someone?
Bucky: Sure
Tony: people srsly! i love pepper and i never loved any of them other girls. confession time: i was using them. bc i was bored and not thinking straight. but the thing is i love u pep and i never ever will not stop loving u
Pepper: That would be cute if the grammar wasn't so bad.
Natasha: Or if there wasn't a double negative at the end...
Thor: I THINK IT IS ADORABLE, IRON ONE. I WISH JANE WOULD SEND ONE TO ME.
Tony: Didn't you break up?
Clint: Oof. Can we go yet? This is getting sappy.
Tony: What was your first date Clint?
Clint: One girl in the movies thought I was her boyfriend and I never bothered to correct her. Not Laura, by the way.
Natasha: Ooof Clint how sad
Clint: What?
Steve: Why didn't you correct her?
Clint: Couldn't be bothered
Tony: I'd do that :D
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