A/N - sorry about the wait, I'm officially inspiration-less for this story :(
So I have no idea what I'm going to write here, please comment ideas if you have any requests!!
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Tony: So, Avengers, what plans have we for today?
Peter 1: I've been staring at my phone all day, on this group chat, waiting for someone to type a message, and now they have :)
Carol: Wow. What a sad life.
Peter 1: :(
Wanda: Hey, kid, did someone hack and change your username? (*cough* Loki *cough*)
Peter 1: Um... yes, but I'm waiting for the right moment to reveal why.
Wanda: Hm... OK...
Loki: Trust me, Wanda, you really, really, don't want to know what the hell I've just been through. I feel like I've just had a totally crazy dream after getting really drunk.
Wanda: ...Oh?
Peter 1: But yes, um, what's everyone else up to?
Clint: I'm watching The Hunger Games :D
Scott: Wait, so am I! OMG we should watch it together! Movie marathoooooooooooooooon!!!!
Tony: LOL, we NEED to do an Avengers movie marathon at some point.
Clint: As long as we watch The Hunger Games!
Wanda: And Harry Potter for the sakes of us magic people :)
Stephen: Oh, don't get me started on the absurdities of the mechanics of the magic in that series. I tell you, if enchanting a stick to do spells with a swish was possible then I would-
Loki: *yawns* Yeah, yeah, me, Wanda and Scott have heard it all before. Countless times.
Stephen: :(
Carol: Oh, can we watch a cheesy Disney movie too?
Scott: Back To The Future!!! (Even though apparently it's a bunch of bullshit.)
Quill: FOOTLOOSE!!!
Tony: All great ideas guys :)
Thor: HELLO, MY FRIENDS. IF YOU ARE STILL INTERESTED IN WHAT OUR PLANS ARE, MAN OF IRON, I AM GOING ON A DATE.
Loki: JYRVBNKUEYRBUQNQURCBEUNCIEURF WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tony: -
Tony: Uh.
Tony: Oh.
Tony: Um.
Tony: Good for you, Thor.
Tony: Um... who with?
Thor: JANE FOSTER.
Loki: Ugh. Her.
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A/N - Apologies to all Jane Foster fans, but I can't stand her, so no one else in this book is going to like her either 😈
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Thor: DO NOT "UGH HER" HER! SHE IS THE ONE TRUE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
Carol: Thought that was Pop Tarts?
Thor: OK, ONE OF THE TWO TRUE LOVES OF MY LIFE.
Loki: Excuse me, I need to throw up.
Wanda: Yeah... Jane Foster doesn't seem great to me either.
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Fiksi PenggemarWhat happens when the Avengers text? Carnage! This is completely different to anything I've ever written before but I hope you like it :)
