How the fuck we nearly at 10000 reads...
Also, I had a request :) So I'm back. And we'll forget I haven't been here since April.
Request deviates a little from original... that happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Scott: Bleugh
Scott: I'm fed up of this new generation
Peter 1: :(
Scott: It isn't personal
Peter 1: :(
Clint: whats up
Clint: except the sky/ceiling before you say it
Scott: Everything is up when you're the size of an ant
Clint: you got me
Scott: I just found out that the acronym STFU doesnt stand for Scott's The Fun Uncle
Scott: And I gave Peter a shirt with that on for his birthday
Scott: Not knowing it meant shut the fuck up
Peter 1: Aw, dont worry about it Mr Scott! Either way, I like pink t-shirts, and it can be an inside thing with just us, right :)
Scott: So now I hate Gen z
Peter 1: o
Vision: I wish you had consulted me, Mr Lang, for I could have alerted you to the situation. Else, I could've rewritten the algorithm so that the universally recognised abbreviation 'STFU' really stood for 'Scott's The Fun Uncle', as opposed to 'Shut The F*** Up' as it does currently.
Scott: Thanks Vis, bit late now tho
Loki: is Vision incapable of swearing?
Vision: My programming prohibits my inability to utter even the most offensive words. This was done so that Mr Stark could never be upstaged by my dark wit and humour. Automatically my programming will censor anything deemed offensive by a general population or a specific audience.
Loki: That is the saddest thing i have ever heard
Steve: Thank goodness, this means I don't have to be the language police to at least one person 😌
Loki: Would you like me to hack
Tony: NO. NO. HE WOULD NOT LIKE THAT
Loki: I think vision deserves his humanoid cyborg rights Anthony
Scott: Guys I was trying to get a fucking rant going :(
Loki: oops, sorry, my bad, you go ahead
Vision: Apologies, Mr Lang. Continue with your f***ing rant.
Scott: Thank you
Scott: Well I was thinking
Scott: gen z have made all these stupid acronyms
Scott: And there definitely weren't this many before I came back from the quantum realm
Scott: But honestly they're just annoying. I can go a sentence without using tbh lol idk ffs istg ilysm brb ty fr
Peter 1: the saddest thing is I can read that :------)
Scott: Well I'm thinking
Scott: I'll just make my own acronyms
Scott: IDC can be Investing (in) Delicious Custard
Clint: what the fuck
Natasha: but when would you ever use that in a sentence?
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