Boring chapter title, I know. Deal with it. Also SERIOUSLY don't know what to write at the moment ToT
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Loki added Phil to the group chat
Phil: Hi Avengers :)
Fury: Phil...?
Phil: You haven't FORGOTTEN me, surely, Director? 😢
Pepper: Wait... Phil? Is it really you?
Phil: Yes it is Pep :)
Tony: UH EXCUSE ME
Tony: NO ONE CALLS PEPPER PEP EXCEPT HER BF
Tony: WHICH IS ME
Phil: Don't you remember me Mr Stark? :(
Tony: ...
Loki: Clue, I killed him.
Fury: COULSON?!?!?!?!
Tony: COULSON?!?!?!?!
Thor: SON OF COUL?!?!?!?!
Phil: That's me :D
Pepper: It's sooooooooooooo great to know you're alive Phil :D
Tony: But I thought your first name was actually Agent...
Thor: SON OF COUL, HOW DID YOU SURVIVE MY BROTHER IMPALING YOU?
Phil: Um...
Phil: I don't know. But I did. And here I am :D
Loki: It gives me one less thing to remember I'm supposed to be feeling bad about.
Phil: Haha. Nice to know you feel so remorseful about killing me.
Loki: :)
Pepper: So... how come you two are on speaking terms, exactly?
Fury: Coulson, he literally killed you for fuck sake!
Tony: Technically he didn't...
Phil: Because we already texted so now we're like best buddies :D
Loki: Are we though?
Fury: And when was that?
Loki: Like... a week ago I guess? I only just remembered to add him to the chat
Fury: And about what?
Phil: I said I was alive and Loki said he was an Avenger now and I said to say hi to Steve for me
Loki: Anyway Fury, what's with all the questions?
Steve: Did someone type my name?
Phil: OMG STEEEEEEEEEEVE OMG CAN I CALL YOU STEVE?
Steve: Um... yes
Phil: WOW THE STEVE ROGERS JUST SAID I CAN CALL HIM STEVE!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM TOTALLY FREAKING OUT!!!!!!!!!! SO ANYWAY HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII STEVE :D
Steve: Hi
Phil: THE ACTUAL LITERAL REAL LIFE FOR REAL LIVING STEVEN GRANT ROGERS JUST SAID HI BACK TO ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
Tony: Wow... I think Loki just made Coulson's day by adding him to this chat
Loki: That's my good deed of the day :)
Fury: So... now whenever we have Steve texting on the chat we're going to have Agent Fangirl following him round?
Pepper: Seems that way
Loki: Agent Fangirl... good idea Fury 😏
Tony: Don't you dare hack!
Fury: Wait... what do you mean good idea?
5 seconds later
Steve: So, um, I have stuff to do...
Agent Fangirl: Oooooooooooooooooo what kind of stuff Steve? Can I join in????
Steve: You... want to do some gardening with me? 😕
Agent Fangirl: Yeah, why not? Anything to spend time with the ACTUAL REAL LIFE CAPTAIN AMERICA
Loki: Have fun Steve :)
Tony: He hacked -_-
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The Avengers Group Chat 🦄
FanfictionWhat happens when the Avengers text? Carnage! This is completely different to anything I've ever written before but I hope you like it :)
