I'm sorry, no updates for two entire days :O Been surprisingly busy actually
This one's got plenty of Scott and chickens.
Yep. Chickens.
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Scott: 🐔
Scott: 🐔🐔
Scott: 🐔🐔🐔
Stephen: Oh?
Loki: This is new
Wanda: Oh no. It's sequel time
Scott: 🐔🐔🐔
Scott: 🐔🐔
Scott: 🐔
Tony: Hey guys. Why the chickens?
Loki: You're just in time to witness Scott's new work of art, Anthony.
Tony: Uh... which means?
Scott: Here comes the chicken
Scott: Yeah the chicken
Stephen: Remember the sandwich song?
Tony: ... no?
Wanda: (ALL HAIL THE SAAANDWICH, KNEEEL BEFORE THE SAAAANDWICH, THE SANDWICH WILL GIVE YOU BLEEEESSINGS, IF YOU HAIL THE SAAANWICH)?
Tony: Um
Loki: Just roll with it
Scott: Mhmmmm yeeeeeaaah
Scott: The sandwich is gooooooone
Scott: Passed away one rainy daaaaay
Wanda: Oh no how sad :(
Scott: But all hope is not looooost
Scott: For those of us who hail the saaaaaaandwich
Scott: *quick music break*
Scott: dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Tony: Uh.... what?
Wanda: Oh, he's only just getting started
Loki: -_-
Scott: For the saaaaaaaaaandwich
Scott: Will not go unaveeeeeeeenged
Scott: If the all-knowing, all-mighty...
Scott: CHICKEN SAVES THE DAAAAAAAAAAAY
Tony: Right.
Scott: FOR AAAAAAALL THOOOOOOSE THAT NEED SOMETHING TO LEAD YOU
Scott: THE ALL KNOWING ALL MIGHTY CHICKEN WILL STEP IN
Scott: TO HELP THOSE IN NEEEEEEED
Scott: SO DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEANS?
Tony: No
Stephen: Seriously Tony, stop interrupting and let him get it over with
Scott: IT MEANS ALL MUST HAIL THE CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEN
Scott: KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEL BEFORE THE CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEN
Scott: THE CHICKEN IS HERE TO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP YOU
Scott: HEEEEEEEEEEEELP YOU OVERCOME YOUR GRIEF FOR THE SAAAAAAAAAANDWICH
Scott: BUT IF ALL DON'T HAIL THE CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEN
Scott: BAD THINGS WILL HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPEN
Scott: YOU'LL END UP DEAD AND STABBED IN THE HEAD
Scott: LEFT TO DIE IN AGONY ALL ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
Tony: O_O I'm scared
Loki: And the lesson you take from this is...?
Scott: SO ALL NOW HAIL THE CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEN
Scott: KNEEEEEEEEEEEEL BEFORE THE CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEN
Scott: THE CHICKEN IS HERE TO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP YOU
Scott: IF YOU HAIL THE CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEN
Stephen: There's your lesson
Scott: And now we pay our respects
Scott: To the deceased sandwich
Scott: Why oh why oh why
Scott: did the sandwich have to leave us?
Scott: We prayed to it
Scott: We hailed it
Scott: And then some son of biscuit ate it
Scott: And all of us who loved it
Scott: had a sandwich-shaped hole in our hearts
Scott: A hole that could only be filled by
Scott: A CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEN
Wanda: Wait, a sandwich isn't the same shape as a chicken
Loki: No it isn't. So how does that work? 🤔
Stephen: Maybe he had a cookie cutter that he used on the sandwich to make it a chicken shape?
Wanda: Or it's a chicken sandwich?
Tony: I.... think you're overthinking this
Scott: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Scott: ALLL MUST HAIL THE CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEN
Scott: KNEEEEEEEEEEL BEFORE THE CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEN
Scott: THE CHICKEN IS HERE TO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP YOU
Scott: SO
Scott: ALL
Scott: HAIL
Scott: THE
Scott: SANDWICH-AVENGING
Scott: MANKIND-HELPING
Wanda: Sandwich-shaped?
Scott: CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Scott: OH YEAH
Scott: 🐔🐔🐔
Scott: 🐔🐔
Scott: 🐔
Tony: Is it over?
Wanda: I think it is :D
Stephen: Thank god
Loki: You're welcome Strange ;D
Wanda: Happy now, Scott? Do we get peace now?
Scott: I can guarantee you peace for a whole hour
Tony: HOORAY
Wanda: Great!!!!!!!
Stephen: THANK GOD!
Loki: You're welcome again ;D
Scott: After which I will probably get bored and start spamming the group chat 😁
Tony: NOOOOOO
Wanda: NOOOOOO
Stephen: NOOOOOOOO
Loki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BINABASA MO ANG
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