Wanda: OK, hi Avengers? I need you here, um, or at least the ones that agreed to do the Movie Marathon? Because I have it all planned out now :D
Steve: Oh? Sounds great! What are we doing?
Wanda: ...watching films?
Steve: Oh, I see, I have never had a "movie marathon" before.
Tony: What? You've planned it? Huh, less work for me then
Wanda: Yes, sorry Mr Stark, I wasn't sure whether to or not, but I really, really wanted to!
Natasha: Cool
Clint: ARE WE BINGE-WATCHING HUNGER GAMES? IF NOT IM NOT COMING
Wanda: Yes, they're our first films :)
Clint: YAYYYYY
Peter 4: WHAT ABOUT FOOTLOOSE?!?!?!?!!? IF WE ARENT WATCHING THAT I AM MURDERING SOMEONE
Wanda: Of course Peter! I couldn't leave out the bestest film in the entire universe out :)
Rocket: You're a quick learner
Wanda: I just remember looking at the chat from last time
Thor: THIS WILL BE MY FIRST MOVIE MARATHON EVER. I CANNOT WAIT. WHO SHALL BE JOINING US, AGAIN?
Wanda: Well, Thor, there's me, you, Vis, Mr Stark, Pepper, Rhodey, Steve, Clint, Natasha, Scott, Loki, Stephen, Mobius, Peter 1 and 4, Sam, Bucky, Bruce, and I think Phil wanted to join Steve too.
Thor: THIS SHALL BE A FUN BONDING EXPERIENCE FOR ALL OF US
Fury: So long as it doesn't interfere with missions for the next day!!
Loki: Shut up Fury
Wanda: But... Mr Fury, I've organised it when we all have a day off, so we can have fun. Almost all of us will be there. And we need a nice break :(
Fury: I still expect you to be on high alert the day after, just in case!
Loki: Kidding aren't you? With all these films Wanda's making us watch, we'll be out of Avenger business for about a week.
Wanda: Don't spoil it! I have it all planned!
Loki: I know you do.
Tony: Wait, you two worked on it together?
Loki: Nooooo I'm just reading her mind
Bucky: Yoohoo, I want the details!
Clint: I heard that in Caesar Flickerman's voice
Scott: You MEAN Caesar Salad
Clint: OMG HELL YES I CALL HIM THAT TOO
Scott: OMG
Natasha: Ah, great, Clint's found a fangirl buddy. Now I don't have to pretend to be a fangirl buddy.
Loki: *coughs pointedly and gestures to Bucky's message*
Wanda: Details like what? Because I have the room, the seating plan, the films, the refreshments, the snacks... everything sorted! I'll just need Stark to buy some things...
Tony: And how much is that going to cost?
Wanda: Um... it matters to a billionaire?
Tony: Yes
Wanda: I'll only need a couple of hundred dollars...
Tony: Oh. Well that's fine then.
Bucky: D-E-T-A-I-L-S
YOU ARE READING
The Avengers Group Chat 🦄
FanfictionWhat happens when the Avengers text? Carnage! This is completely different to anything I've ever written before but I hope you like it :)
