Clint: Is anyone going to accept my offer of free archery lessons?
Natasha: No.
Clint: cmon Nat
Natasha: NOOOOOOO
Clint: Fine. 😪
Steve: I'm fine thanks
Spidey: I don't think I need 'em Mr Clint.
Loki: I'll stick to stabbing people to death
Wanda: Dark...
Clint: Wanda? You won't let me down right?
Wanda: Well... since I can make the arrow fly through the air just by using magic there's no point...
Clint: YOU TOO?! 😭😭😭
Thor: OH MASTER OF ARROWS I WOULD LOVE TO LEARN ARCHERY CAN I JOIN YOU?
Clint: ...um, Thor...
Clint: Last time you did archery...
Loki: He impaled the person behind him.
Clint: And before that...
Wanda: Threw the bow at the target in frustration
Clint: And before that...
Steve: Thought my shield was the target and left a massive dent in it
Clint: And the time before that...
Spidey: Didn't you find the arrow 3 metres underground?
Clint: And the first time I trusted you with a bow...
Natasha: You got knocked out and I filmed it and it was HILARIOUS
Clint: DON'T SEND THE-
Natasha sent a video
Clint: I hate you
Thor: PRECISELY WHY I NEED ARCHERY LESSONS MAN OF ARROWS!
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