Peter 1: ITS LESS THAN A WEEK FROM HALLOWEEN AND I HAVE A VERY SERIOUS AND IMPORTANT QUESTION THAT NEEDS ANSWERING IMMEDIATELY
Loki: ill be back later then
Peter 1: >:(
Stephen: Do you need volunteers for who to go trick or treating with again... 👉👈
Wanda: I'll come again :D
Natasha: yk u shouldnt be asking us. its stark u need to ask
Peter 1: I was gonna ask something else
Peter 1: well that too
Peter 1: BUT NO THIS IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT
Thor: WHAT DO YOU NEED SPIDER CHILD? I WILL HUNT DOWN AND SLAY ANYONE WHO MAY DELAY OR GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR JOURNEY
Loki: i read the last bit as jourNAY 💀
Mobius: Same 💀
Thor: WHY
Peter 1: FOCUS
Peter 1: PETER 2 AND PETER 3 I SUMMON THEE
Peter 3: Yas sah!
Peter 2: Reporting for duty *salutes*
Peter 1: I NEED THY ASSISTANCE
Scott: Did Loki hack and change Thor's name into Peter 1 🤔
Loki: i actually didnt
Peter 1: NO I AM JUST CHANNELLING MY INNER THOR
Peter 1: AND ANYWAY MY PETERS, I NEED YOUR HELP TO COLLECT INFORMATION FOR THAT THING WE DISCUSSED ON THE PETERS GROUP CHAT
Peter 4: Does that include me?
Natasha: hey pete wheres gamora
Peter 4: Don't call me Pete
Gamora: But you are Pete
Gamora: Hey bestie!! 💖
Natasha: hey bestie! 💖
Peter 4: I'm out
Peter 1: ...ANYWAY
Peter 1: ITS HALLOWEEN AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DRESS UP AS
Peter 1: THEREFORE I WANT EVERYONE ON THE CHAT TO TELL ME WHAT THEYRE DRESSING AS SO I DONT COPY ANYONE
Peter 1: DO IT NOW
Peter 1: THEN I LEAVE YOU ALONE
Steve: Oooh, how fun. I will have a think as you all decide :)
Phil: HEEEEEYYYYY STEVE
Bucky: You don't need to think, Steve. Just dress your age. You'll terrify all the children.
Peter 2: Burn
Sam: Ah, so you're twinning then?
Peter 3: SIIIIICK BUUUUURN
Loki: Thor will join you but he'll be scarier than both of you so you might wanna make an effort.
Peter 2: WOAHHHH SICKER BURNNNNN I CANT EVEN-
Thor: WHAT?
Peter 1: CHILDREN SHTAWP I WANT ANSWERS
Wanda: I wasn't going to dress up but if you want me to I'd probably go as a witch because it's just easier than making up a complicated outfit, know what I mean?
Wanda: Ooooh or maybe that lady in Godzilla. Elle I think.
Scott: I'm gonna be that guy in the new Ghostbusters movie 😁
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FanfictionWhat happens when the Avengers text? Carnage! This is completely different to anything I've ever written before but I hope you like it :)