dan heng
who knows ur name?

caelus
LMFAOO LLLL

HAHAHA LOSER

march
THATS NOT COOL CAELUS 👎

maybe he's js not a nwjns fan 🤗

dan heng
oh i like new jeans

march
yeah good luck y/n 💀

y/n
bro caelus hates me so much like WHAT DID I DO TO YOU U BUM BUM FINGER SNIFFING LAUGH LIKE UH HUH STINKIN ZITS ON YO FACE POPPING UP LIKE WORLD WAR 2 BOMBINGS HEAD ASS LICE INFESTION 😭

stelle
i support women's rights and wrongs, especially y/n's 😍😍

dan heng
💀

march
wow that's such a creative way to describe caelus :3

caelus
BRUHH I HATE YKU TOO U UGLY AIRHEAD ASS STICKIN OUT WITH A DENTURE IN THE BACK 😒

y/n
ykw js bc u insulted my ass.

i found out an embarrassing story abt caelus from someone

caelus
wait WHAT

NO I TAKE EVERYTHINGGG BACK I ACTUALLY LIVE YOU SO MUCH!! I HAVE YOUR YEARBOOM PHOTOS HANGING ALL AROUND MY ROOM BC IM SO IN LOVE WITH U 😁😁

stelle
he did this in his sophomore year btw

dan heng
💀

y/n
ew i'd rather have dan heng do that bc i LOVE dan heng 😍😍

anyways my sources told me that in elementary he saw this girl getting her period for the first time right

march
uh huhhh

y/n
and so he saw that the girl got this free ticket out of p.e. and this mf wanted out too 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

caelus
wait no i know this story STOL PLEASE

dan heng
keep going

y/n
SO THIS MF LMFAO GOT THIS DARK ASS RED MARKER AND SCRIBBLED ALLL OVER HIS WHITE SHORTS

stelle
I RMB THIS LMFAO

y/n
AND HE ORETENDED HE WAS IN PAIN TOO AND THE TEACHERS WERE SO FREAKIGN CONFUSED

BUT IT GETS BETTER

HIS MOM KNOW SUM SHIT WAS UP SO SHE PRETENDED LIKE HE HAD CANCER AS PUNISHMENT

stelle
omg and then when he thought he had cancer, he started writing goodbye letters to every single person in the school LMFAOO

march
OMG 😭

dan heng
idk why i expected anything else from him

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