At least three times a day this week, I've wanted to drown myself in a lake.
After a few days, I hoped to myself that maybe, this moron would stop coming in every morning, and pick another Starbucks cashier to rile on.
Boy was I fucking wrong.
Every single one of my shifts this week, the bozo sauntered inside to order himself an agonizingly tedious drink that I swear he copy and pasted from Google.
Lucky for me, today was finally Saturday, and it was my day off. This would mean I finally don't get to see Soarin and his infuriatingly flawless face. I pulled up my phone to check the time, only to be greeted with a swarm of texts.
63 new notifications!
The Straight Hoes + Rainbow Dash
Sunny
wait
its this place right??? ⬇️
*open link*
Flutters
yesss :)
let's meet there by 3?
Rares
perfect
Me
wtf is the gc name
Sunny
while u were busy snoring in bed
the three of us had an agreement that we think ur gay
or smth like that
Me
isn't rarity hooking up w that one cowgirl back from junior year??!
Rares
that doesn't make me a homosexual rainbow dash!!
Me
what in the fuck is ur definition of being gay then??
and why ME out of all ppl???
Flutters
ur hair
Me
I WAS BORN WITH IT
I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER MY HAIR
Flutters
just like how u were born gay?
Sunny
...
well
the main idea was that u despise that drop dead gorgeous guy at work
how can u hate a face like his????
Me
Soarin???
because he gives me these stupid long ass drinks to type in and i KNOW he's doing it on purpose to piss me off
Sunny
orrr to get ur attention...
he practically flirts with u
how do u not drop to ur knees and faint??
Me
just because he's hot doesnt cancel out the fact that he's irritating af
Rares changed the group chat name to The Straight Hoes
Me
thank you rarity
at least u have half a brain
Rares
guys
i'm envisioning enemies to lovers
Me
nvm
fuck u rarity
i hate him sm
he makes my life sm harder
Rares
OH
i can already see ur babies
plus
hes already apparently flirting with u
Me
literally no
sunset is making shit up
Sunny
he calls u 'sweetheart' rainbow dash
and on friday his name for his order was 'cashiers boyfriend'
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Just Get a Cappuccino ॥ Soarindash
फैनफिक्शन"Hi, what can I get for you?" "Can I get a Venti Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappuccino with oat milk, 2 shots of blonde espresso, double blended, with toffee nut syrup, 3 pumps of white mocha sauce, extra whip, light caramel drizzle, toasted cookie crumb...
