Tody: Hey, Cliff, guess what?
Cliff: What?
Tody: Ya know that secret stash of Animus-enchanted objects Amur and Lacewing found in the basement?
Cliff: Yeah.
Tody: Well, I found this bowl that allows me to multiply CANDY!!!!!
*Later, can't find the bowl*
*The following conversation between Tody and his mom*
Tody: Hey, mom, where's that bowl?
Tody's mom: Whaaaat?
Tody: Where.Is.My.Super.Bowl?!!!
Tody's mom: I, uh, put it away.
Tody: Where?
Mom: Why do you need to know?
Tody: I need it!
Mom: Uh-uh! Don't you go doin' no trouble-makin'! We've been planing this dinner for two months!
Tody: The public is in danger!
Mom: My evenin's in danger!
Tody: Tell me where the bowl is, woman!We are talking about the greater good!
Mom: Greater good? I am your mother!
I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
77 OFAS spoofs
HumorMemes, jokes, and incorrect quotes for my Wings Of Fire fanfiction, Of Forest And Sea! Warning: THIS BOOK CONTAINS GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF WEIRD HUMOR. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
