Webs *reading* The Ant And The Grasshopper from Aesop's fables
*Everyone groans*
Webs: Come on, students!
This is a story of great moral!
Junco: Then get on with it!
Webs: Good! I'd knew you'd see to reason!
Webs *reading* The Grasshopper walked outside and seeing The Ant hard at work said, "Hoy hoo! Why do you work so? It's spring, time for dancing and laughing!
The Ant said , "Laugh and dance all you want; winter's coming and I must prepare. I'd advise you start preparing too, or you'll be sorry.
But The Grasshopper didn't listen.
Webs: And here comes my favorite part.
Webs: The Grasshopper got into his car and The Ant got stepped on.
*The whole class dies of laughter*
Webs: What?! That's not right!
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77 OFAS spoofs
HumorMemes, jokes, and incorrect quotes for my Wings Of Fire fanfiction, Of Forest And Sea! Warning: THIS BOOK CONTAINS GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF WEIRD HUMOR. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
