*We don't talk about Amur*
Windhaven: We don't talk about Amur, no no no
We don't talk about Amur
BUT!
It was my wedding day
Junco: It was our wedding day!
Windhaven: We were getting ready and there wasn't a cloud in the sky!
Junco: No clouds allowed in the sky!
Windhaven: Amur walks in with a mischievous grin
Junco: THUNDER!
Windhaven: You telling the story or am I?
Junco: I'm sorry mi vada please go on
Windhaven: Amur says it looks like rain
Junco: Why he tell her
Windhaven: In doing so he floods my brain
Junco: auklet gets the umbrellas
Windhaven: Married in a hurricane!
Junco: What a joyous day but anyways-
*Together* We don't talk about Amur, no no no
We don't talk about Amur!
Damselfly: Hey, grew to live in fear of Amur stuttering or stummpling
I can always hear him sort of muttering or mubbling
I assocate him with the sound of falling sand
Ch ch ch
It's a heavy lift with a gift so hummbling
Always left Auklet and the winglet fumbling,
Grabbling with prophocies they couldn't understand
Damselfly: Do you understand?
Oaktail: Seven foot-fram, rats along his back
When he calls your name, it all fades to black
Yeah he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams
We don't talk about Amur, no no no
We don't talk about Amur!
Lacewing: He told me my fish would die
The next day, DEAD!
*No no*
Avocet: He told me I'd grow a gut
And just like he said!
Seasnake: He said that all my hair would disappear,
Now look at my head!
*No no!*
All: Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read!
Acrea: He told me that the life of my dreams would be promised and some day be mine
Pelco *scoffs*
Acrea: He told me that my power would grow like the grapes that thrive on the vine!
Damselfly: He told me that the mate of my dreams would be just out of reach,
Betrothed to another!
It's like I hear him now
Acrea: Hey sis,
I want not a sound out of you
*I can hear him now!*
Pelco: Um, Amur,
Yeah about that Amur,
I really need to know about Amur,
I need the truth and the whole truth Amur!
Oaktail: Pelco, your boyfriend's here!
*Overlaping lyrics*
All: He's here!
We don't talk about Amur!
Pelco: Why did I talk about Amur?
All: Not a word about Amur!
Pelco: Never should have brought up Amur!
YOU ARE READING
77 OFAS spoofs
HumorMemes, jokes, and incorrect quotes for my Wings Of Fire fanfiction, Of Forest And Sea! Warning: THIS BOOK CONTAINS GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF WEIRD HUMOR. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
