Oaktail: Hey, Pelco, come outside with me!
Pelco: Just let me get my water-proof tounge protector.
Oaktail: ...
Pelco: Oh right.
There's no such thing.
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77 OFAS spoofs
HumorMemes, jokes, and incorrect quotes for my Wings Of Fire fanfiction, Of Forest And Sea! Warning: THIS BOOK CONTAINS GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF WEIRD HUMOR. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
#39
Oaktail: Hey, Pelco, come outside with me!
Pelco: Just let me get my water-proof tounge protector.
Oaktail: ...
Pelco: Oh right.
There's no such thing.