26: I love it

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PISSY PROFILERS

Der:
IDONT APPRECIATE GETTING ATTACKED IN MY OWN WORKPLACE YALL ARE BEING SO BALDPHOBIC RN 😥🤤🤤

You:
SHUT UP YOU BALD HEADED DEMON

Der:
Omg degradation not in front of the kids mommy 😫🤤🤤💦💦💦

Daddy:
Just walked by a co workers desk and theres a Costco hotdog on his screen zoomed in at like 600%

Der:
HOW ABOUT YOU MIND YOUR OWN MOTHERFUCKING BUSINESS?

You:
Why do we need to get cases all the damn timeeee 😍🥵🤯🥳😻💋😘💍

Slenderman:
Fr bro i feel you

You:
Spencer...?

Slenderman:
🥔 hes coming

Der:
Oh im coming alright 😉🤫😜🤪😛😏😏

DILF:
Only after one text? Weak 🙄😒

MILF:
AYO WHY IS EVERYONE BEING OUT OF IT TODAY WTF?

You:
Aaron wildin smh

Daddy:
Aaron? 😏🤨

You:
When HOTCH has a sense of humour 😻😻

You:
PUSSY THROBBING

12:46 PM

You:
Thinking about the time I took a smoke break with an UnSub...

You:
That time is now. GUYS PLEASE HELP ME 🙏🙏🫶🫶👐👐🙌🙌🤳🤳

You:
GIYSSS PLEAWE

You:
I DONT KNOW WHERE THE FUCK I AM

You:
Nvm he was just being kind and drove back me to the station. Can we not arrest this one?

DILF:
OH MY GOD LOLA YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK I SWEAR TO GOD I HAD A STROKE OR SOMETHING CAUSE EHJSKQBSWVAKKQBWJKA

You:
Alr soz

You:

DILF:I look so done with life its funny lol i love it

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DILF:
I look so done with life its funny lol i love it







Short but i feel i should post since im always too busy writing drafts of fanfics (and never getting past chapter three) instead of updating this book (WHICH IS THRIVING BTW THANK YOU!).

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