🖕PUSSY PROFILERS🖕
4:32 AM
Daddy:
This unsub be wildin 🤪🤪🤪😜😝😛
MILF:
Ikrrrrr
DILF:
Why arent you guys doing the profile?
You:
Why arent you doing me?
DILF:
Take some advice from my son and work the fucking case. I am the only reason you all get payed 🙄🙄
Slenderman:
What am i, then??
DILF:
Your the only reason I keep my sanity
Sugar:
What about me??
DILF:
Your the only reason im not broke or dead
Der:
Uh hum who am i then bitch?
BBG:
A pedophile :)
DILF:
Pierce, its your lucky day, your going in dom with Spencer as a sub in a few hours, maybe 1 or 2.
You:
Thanks
DILF:
Is that it?
You:
I said thanks, do you want me to send a poem to show my gratitude?
DILF:
A poem would be nice :)
You:
Suck my dick
DILF:
Suck mine first
You:
...
DILF:
...
BBG:
👀
Daddy:
I was about to ask why Hotch and Lola were eye fucking eachother but then i read the previous texts...
You:
📣WE📣WERE📣JUST📣KIDDING📣
DILF:
I wasnt actually going to do inappropriate things with my subordinate. IT WAS JUST A JOKE
Der:
POV: hotch goes submissive for coochie after ex wife dies (NOT CLICKBATE)
DILF:
Clickbait*
Der:
🖕🖕
5:36 AM
MILF:
We have got a case. Ive already called Spencer and Derek, Hotch and Rossi can you call Emily and Lola, Penny is already informed.
DILF:
Ive just called Lola
BBG:
And ive called Emily since I don't think Rossi is here yet.
You:
I'm here with Rossi now :)
Sugar:
Yeah, we are just waiting on Spencer and Derek.
This is very short and very rushed but i will not be posting for a bit due to personal reasons but I will leave updates on my conversations page for those who follow me, and for those who dont, you can just archive this story :)
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