BAU group chat with OC (DISCONTINUED)

6:Fantasy

This one is kinda cringe and is where most readers lose interest but trust me when i say that there are better chapters after this

🖕PUSSY PROFILERS🖕

3:26 PM

You:
Guys

You:
I asked Strauss yesterday why ripped jeans are not allowed in the dress code.

Mr.Clean:
What did she say?

You:
This bitch said its because its sexually distracting to the other agents.

Emo:
WHO THE FUCK IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO KNEECAPS?????????

You:
IKR. what man goes 'DaYuM bAbY lOoK aT tHoSe SeXy KnEeCaPs'

Slenderman:
Derek, probably

MILF:
HAHAHAHEWCWSNGST

You:
Im gonna wear ripped jeans just to spite of her.

Queens of the BAU

You:
Hey guys, I was thinking...

MILF:

You're always thinking and its either a really bad idea or a really good idea.

You:
So i was gonna lyric prank Hotch in a bit and i want your opinion. Should i go through with it?

Emo:
YES. YES. YES.👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🤞🤞👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

BBG:
What song were you thinking?

You:
Fantasy- Mariah Carey.....

MILF:
OMG what!

BBG:
Just dont go TOO far ok xx

Emo:
Update us when youre going to do it.

🖕PUSSY PROFILERS🖕

DILF:
We have a case. Meeting room ASAP.

You:
KYS

Slenderman:
Lo.. we have talked about this. Do you WANT me to contact your therapist??

You:
NO!!

Slenderman:
Apologise.

You:
Sorry Hotch.

DILF:
Its ok...? Reid how tf did you get her to do this.

Slenderman:
I threaten her :] 👍🏻

Emo:
Hotch we're all here waiting for u

DILF:
One sec. Just finishing something

You:
U better not be jerking off in there🤨

Slenderman:
Lola...

You:
I WASN'T BEING MEAN I WAS JUST EXPRESSING MY CONCERNS. He still hasn't answered tho.

Mr.Clean:
Yeah, you seem to do ALOT of expressing your concerns
😔☹🖕🏾

Emo:
I hope to literally anything thats not what he does behind closed doors.

Mr.Clean:
Foul 💀💀

Queens of the BAU

You:
Im gonna do it on the jet.

BBG:
👍🏻

Emo:
^

MILF:
^

DILF of the BAU

You:
Oh when you walk by every night talking sweet and looking fine i get kinda hectic inside.

Lola..?

You:
Im so into you, darling if you only knew all the things that flow through my mind.

Are you saying that you have a crush on me?

Can we talk about this when we land? Please?

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Queens of the BAU

You:
Shit.
[One image attached]

Emo:
What are you going to do?

BBG:
Wait he thinks you have a crush on him?

MILF;
DO you have a crush on him?

You:
Em: Im gonna ignore him,

You:
bbg: yes

You:
and jj: maybe..

Emo:
WHAT! YOU MIGHT HAVE A CRUSH ON OUR BOSS.

You:
I mean.. at first it was a joke but.. i dont think its a joke anymore....

MILF:
Spencer just looked over my shoulder and IDK if he saw the texts

Emo:
Well... he did cos he just took Lola to an empty table and is sitting across from her
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🖕PUSSY PROFILERS🖕

DILF:
Lola? Are you ignoring me?

Mr.Clean:
Why would she ignore you?

Papa:
#Loron

BBG:
Storytime im gonna explain but im gonna delete when yall read it just put a 👍
[Unsent]

Papa:
👍

DILF:
👍🏻

Mr.Clean:
👍

BBG:
So us girls were texting on our GC and then Lola did something, not gonna say what but then Spence looked over JJ's shoulder and saw our texts now Lola is ignoring Hotch and Spencer is interrogating her...
[Unsent ]

DILF:
👍🏻

Mr.Clean:
👍

Papa:
👍🏻

Slenderman:
Wait Hotch you ship yourself with Lola???
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