🖕PUSSY PROFILERS🖕
9:27 AM
Der:
Gays can read?
Daddy:
What does that say?
MILF:
Idk
You:
I think it says buy rain on me on i tunes..
Der:
didn't need to be rude 😒
Der:
Spence, are you into cars?
Slenderman:
Yeah, I love that movie.
Der:
No 😭💀
Der:
Like are you a car person?
Slenderman:
Like a transformer??
You:
Spence, i think he is trying to ask if you have any interest in cars.
Slenderman:
Oh.
Slenderman:
Well then no, i prefer facts and science instead.
Slenderman:
Did you know that blueberries are the only fruit named after a color 😊
Der:
Star fruit?
Slenderman:
Close, thats a shape 💕
Sugar:
What about an orange?
You:
An orange has the same name as a colour, not named after it :) i think... anyways BYE!
Der:
Gay people always be like "BYE!" Where tf r you going??
You:
Your moms house
Slenderman:
Ha gottem
Der:
You think yours so smart. Well, can you make a sentence without using the letter 'A'?
You:
You thought you just did something, didnt you? Well im sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be formed without employing the first letter of the english lexicon.
Der:
Didnt you get hit by a car or something.
You:
:)
Daddy:
Hotch, why are you so quiet??
DILF:
What did you want me to do? Moan?
You:
Yes pls
[Unsent]
Sugar:
🤨🤨
You:
Fuck off, old man
Sugar:
Who are you calling old?
Slenderman:
You know, society doesnt consider someone old until they turn 65.
Sugar:
Thank you reid, therefore i have a couple of years yet. So keep those old man comments to yourself, Pierce.
You:
I pull my ass out of bed every day just to be disrespected? I think the fuck not.
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