BAU group chat with OC (DISCONTINUED)

7:Mexican Gang

Queens of the BAU

3:16 AM

Emo:
Lola did Hotch talk to you yesterday on the case?

You:
Nope but I have a feeling hes gonna do it today

You:
I think ive done something.. will explain on the BAU groupchat.

MILF:
Please tell me you havent fucked Will again...

BBG:
^

🖕PUSSY PROFILERS🖕

You:

I think I accidentally joined a mexican gang...

DILF:
Ill only help if you actually acknowledge me 🤞👍🏻

Mr.Clean:
How???

Slenderman:
What the fuck

You:
So there was this kid, struggling with the grocery bags he was carrying, so i helped him. Then out of nowhere a bunch of gangbangers show up and they were like

You:
"yo thanks for looking out for my homie, if you ever need anything let us know"

You:
Then they taught me an elaborate handshake.

DILF:
What.. the actual..fuck...

Mr.Clean:
Damn I want to join a gang 😖😠☹🙄😕🖕🖕🏾🖕🏽🤞🤔🤨😐😓😴😣😥😔🙁😫😪😕😟😤😢😭😩🤯😵🤪😳🤕🤥🤢🧐🤭🤓😷😠😰😳🤧😩😱🤧😱🙀👽💩👽👾😻👻🙀👻😽👻😺👩‍🏫👩‍🌾👩‍🍳👩‍🌾👩‍🏫👩‍🌾👩‍🏫👩‍🌾👩‍🔧

Emo:

^^sameee...minus the emojis

MILF:
Lola what are you doing out at 3 in the morning??

You:
Oh I was on my way back from a friend's house 👍🏽

Slenderman:
👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾

Slenderman:
I like that emoticon 😺👾

DILF:
good for you reid..

Mr.Clean:
Do I happen to know this friend? 🧐🤨🤔🤨🤔🤨🤔🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

You:
I aint telling you shit.

Mr.Clean:
Its either you tell me if I know them or you show me your porn 😗😀😁😛😜😝🤐😫😣😩

Slenderman:
Oh wait are you guys still trying to find her porn?

Emo:
Obviously🙄

You:
Fine derek. You know him..

Mr.Clean:
Ooh its a him...🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🤔🤔🤔🤔🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😨🤪😨😨😨🤪😨😨🤪😨😨😛😜😝😛😛😜😝

Papa:
Go to sleep or i'm not going to buy you coffee in the morning.
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2:36 PM

MILF:
Hotch called Lola to his office but as soon as she got up from her seat, Hotch's brother came in..

Emo:
Yeah and apparently he knows Lola even though ive never seen them meet.

You:
Wait..

You:
Sean is Hotch's brother??

Slenderman:
Yes..

You:
Shit

Mr.Clean:
Yo, Lo just sprinted out of the building.

BBG:
Wow...did derek morgan use punctuation..?

Slenderman:
Ive been teaching him.

DILF:
Lola..come back I need you in my office.

You:
Wait hotch whatever he told you is a lie.

You:
Ok but I didnt know he was your brother..

DILF:
what? Wdym? Did something happen

You:
Nvm

Emo:
Oh my God Lola!

You:
Shut it, EMOly

DILF:
If you arent going to come into my office then at least text me privately..

You:
Okay 🙄

DILF of the BAU

Do you actually have a crush on me?

You:
Yeah.. i think i do

Can we talk about this after work in my office?

You:
Sure ig😐