BAU group chat with OC (DISCONTINUED)

16:AUDACITY

🖕PUSSY PROFILERS🖕
3:58 PM

Der:
Why is Strauss in the fucking bullpen???

Slenderman:
🐂🖋

DILF:
Hide your phones. Dont let her see the groupchat. She is already on my ass i dont want her to find another way to fire me.

You:
HOTCH 🔊THIS IS 🔊YOUR CHANCE 🔊 TO 🔊🔊FUCKING 🔊DECK🔊HER 🔊

MILF
I would pay to see hotch and strauss fight lmao

DILF:
...

MILF:
She is looking over my shoulder, isnt she?

Sugar
...

MILF:
SHYT FUCJ KDHDHE

4:06 PM

BBG:
Sorry in advance

Der:
Huh!? BBG blink twice if you are okay

[Strauss was added to the chat]

DILF:
😐😑😐😶

Strauss:
Hello, Aaron, Dave... and the rest of you.

Slenderman:
Mom, pick me up im scared...

MILF:
😭😭SPENCE

Der:
Fuckin snake smh 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

You:
Sssssssssss

Daddy:
Sssssssssss

DILF:
Sssssssssss

MILF:
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

Slenderman:
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

Daddy:
Little miss 'breath stank'

MILF:
Yeah, you think the alcohol would help with her breath, but ig not 😬

🐍👉🕳:
Excuse me? What is the meaning of this?

DILF:
...the meaning of...deez nuts!

Der:
Dayum oooh yeaahh get itt Detective Dilfy

You:
My back: arching

DILF:
Why'd i kill foyet with my hands when i could have showed him strauss... he would've dropped dead on the spot...

Daddy:
THIS MOFO VIOLATED HIMSELF AND STRAUSS AT THE SAME TIME DAYUM

BBG:
💀💀

You:
Lets all blame Strauss 4 Haley's death 😚😚😍😍🤗🤗🤩🤩😏🤔🤔😀😀😝😌🤑😔😔😲

Sugar:
Its true.. i saw her do it..

🐍👉🕳:
Dave?

You:
#submissableandbreedablerossi-moment

Slenderman:
#differentbreed

MILF:
GO SUCK ROSSIS DICK YOU FUCKING COTTAGE CHEESE LOOKING SNAKE! GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM AND DONT FORGET TO SAY HI TO YOUR CHILDREN WHO DONT LOVE YOU SMH KYS MAGGOT🙄🙄🙄🤗😙😚☺

DILF:
#KYSSNAKEYSTRAUSS

🐍👉🕳:
..remove me and we will all forget this happened.

[BBG removed 🐍👉🕳]

You:
The Lion, The Witch and the AUDACITY of that bitch

Daddy:
Creative 👏👏👍👌

You:

MILF:
On a real note, im still mad at you Em, especially because you kept denying it instead of just telling me the truth 😔😥😤😢

You:
Yeah well the truth hurts...

MILF:
I wasnt talking to you Lola. Go fuck yourself 😀🖕

You:
I might fuck rossi tbh 😫😫

Sugar:
I cant tell if thats a joke or not

DILF:
I dont think any of us can..

6:06 PM

Daddy:
Me, Lola and JJ have all talked it out and she has forgiven us. It may take some time to get back to the way we act around one another but we are now civil :)

MILF:
But we have broken up though. I decided to call it off because i cant trust her to not do something like that again.

Sugar:
#JemilyIsNotOverYet

Slenderman:
What is that supposed to mean?

Sugar:
#RossiAlwaysKnows

Slenderman:
🕺🕺🕺🕺