BAU group chat with OC (DISCONTINUED)

19:Hogwarts houses

I personally think that Em is a Griffindor, but for the sake of this story, she is a slytherin.

🖕PUSSY PROFILERS🖕
12:09 AM

MILF:
Ive just thought of an amazing idea for the comp.. What are your Hogwarts houses, Em, Der and Lo?

You:
Ravenclaw..

Daddy:
Bro.. why should I know??

BBG:
Derek is a Gryffindor xx

Slenderman:
Emily is Slytherin
Hotch is Slytherin
Lola is Ravenclaw
Derek is Gryffindor
Rossi is Griffindor
Penelope is Hufflepuff
And I am Ravenclaw :)

You:
[Reply to BBG]
I FORGOT HE WASNT HERE LMAO SOMEONE NEEDS TO ADD HIM BACK 💀💀

MILF:
Anyway.. the idea is:
Instead of just saying 1 point to Der/Lola/Em we can just say 1 point to Griffindor/ Ravenclaw/Slytherin

BBG:
OMG we should!!

Slenderman:
Hey guys, I forgot where I put my glasses again... so I had to put on my contact lenses.

You:
Schizophrenic genes are really shining through huh?

[Unsent]

MILF:
I saw that 👀👀

Sugar:
Werent we going to add derek back or something?

DILF:
No

BBG:
Yes

[BBG added Der]
[DILF removed Der]

BBG:
Please hotch 😥😥😢😢

DILF:
Fine..

[BBG added Der]

Der:
YOOO YOU GUYS KICKED ME OUT OF THE GROUPCHAT SO FOR REVENGE I STOLE SOMETHING FROM EACH OF YOU LMAOO

Slenderman:
Im assuming you have my glasses

Der:
Yup and your not getting them back until everybody figures out what i stole from them :)

Daddy:
Now that I think about it...

Daddy:
DEREK DID YOU STEAL MY VIBRATOR????

You:
EW DEREK YOU FUCKING PANTY SNIFFER THAT IS TOO FAR

DILF:
Gross

Sugar:
^^^^

Der:
WHAT!?? IM TRYING TO GET REVENGE

You:
HE STOLE ALL OF MY PERIOD PRODUCTS

Slenderman:
Derek stole your sanitary products...?

DILF:
Low blow, Derek Morgan

MILF:
Im deducting 10 points from Gryffindor 😐😑😐😑😐

Sugar:
Derek is so bald that if he wears a turtleneck he'd look like a roll-on deodorant

You:
💀💀

BBG:
OMG

Daddy:
Im guessing he stole your your pasta

DILF:
I can get you some more sanitary products if you'd like

You:
Yes please...

You:
Also..

You:
Ive started numbering my pills so i can remember if I take them but I put them in a random fun order so its like an advent calendar but for depression 😀😀

You:

DILF:
Im gonna start doing that lmao sounds fun :)

Der:
A FLY JIST DLEW INTOS MAY EAR ITS GONNA EAT MY BRAIN

Daddy:
Dont worry it will starve ❤

Der:
Aw thanks em

Der:
wait

Der:
When Satan is busy so he sends you a big titty goth bitch

Daddy:
Ur bald literally stfu

sorry i havent posted in quite a bit, ik its short I havent had the time to write as much, I hope you are enjoying this textfic :)