BAU group chat with OC (DISCONTINUED)

2:You Whore

🖕PUSSY PROFILERS🖕

4:23 AM

You:
Be blessed:

DILF AND PRETTY BOYYYY😫😫

Slenderman:
shut up you whore stop taking photos of me or I swear.

Emo:
Spence?

Slenderman:
OMG I'm so sorry I didn't mean to send that to the group chat.

MILF:
do you talk to Lo like that everyday.

You:
no...

DILF:
I never thought I would say this but... are you getting harassed by Spencer?

You:
OH GOD NO!

Slenderman:
she's just kinky.

Slenderman:
OH SHIT I DID NOT MEAN TO PR3SS S3ND SJCSKABSVSNA8

Mr.Clean:
Haha S3nd Nud3s Now

Papa:
Haha Go Di3 Now

BBG:
wow does THE David Rossi finally have a sense of humour?

DILF:
probably just acting up cos his wife died, sorry, ex wife*. FELT✋

Emo:
I'm sorry WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. GOING. ON. RIGHT. NOW. IT. IS. 4. IN. THE. MORNING. AND. IM. TRYING. TO. SLEEP. BUT NOW. I NEED. TO. PROCESS. WHAT. IS. HAPPENING. SPENCE AND LOLA ARE KINKY. PENNY BULLIED ROSSI FOR ONCE AND HOTCH ACTUALLY MADE A JOKE FOR ONCE WHARSFNDVQKSHCDBY.

Slenderman:
Slay💅?

Slenderman:
did I use that correctly?

Mr.Clean:
Yes you did pretty boy.
WHAT the fuck did I read?

Papa:
gonna start stress cooking BRB.

You:
no wonder why you have so many gray hairs.

MILF:
Lo oml I can't.

Slenderman:
can't what..?

Mr.Clean:
CANT FIT DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUTH.

BBG:
on another note, Lola Pierce did you call Hotch a dilf?

You:
I mean...Hotch giving me both dom vibes and sub vibes but not switch vibes its putting me off and i just want his hand around my neck but i also want him begging under me...

DILF:
[Reply to BBG]almost forgot about that. We will talk about this later.

You:
or never...
Anyways I'm gonna get some sleep bye gays.

Emo:
Guys*

You:
no, I meant what I typed, let me make it clearer. Bye fags.

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8:36 AM

You:
I'm bringing coffee for all of you to apologise for everything that happened this morning.

You:
You will only receive your coffee if you agree to forget everything that happened 😐👍🏽

DILF:
Agreed.

Slenderman:
Same

BBG:
^

Mr.Clean:
^

MILF:
^

Emo:
^^

Mr.Clean:
OMG LOLA I LOVE YOU YOUR THE LOML LITERAL LIFESAVER BC OF THE COFFEE

You:
Thanks..?

MILF:
Ok that-that hurts

Emo:
Okay, try it again, try it again.

Mr.Clean:
Lo, I love you😘

You:
Me too😚

BBG:
You love yourself too?

You:
Yeah👍🏽

You:
Or: 'I love you' 'I can see that'.

Emo:
💀💀

Emo:
try again try again diff person this time

DILF:
I'll do it

DILF:
Lola, I love you..

You:
OHHHH YEAAAAAHHHH😫😫😫😫😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😚😚😚😏😏😏😏🤪🤪🤪🤪

DILF:
No❤

Papa:
Woke up to almost 30 messages and a free coffee 👍

Mr.Clean:
Good 4 u ig??🤨🤨

Author:

"Go gays!"- Bobby Finstock (teen wolf)