Summary
Stanleys inhales a bucket 🥰TW- mentions of eating a bucket (aimed at the bucket lovers 😡😡)
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"Stanley how many times must I have to tell you, you can't eat a bucket. It's not possible!"
[YOU HAVE NO PROOF. IN FACT I'LL PROVE YOU WRONG!]
"I'd like to see you try Stanley"
Stanley stormed out his office and set off to his beloved broom closet. Clearly Stanley was planning something. When Stanley entered the closet he could hear the narrator groan in annoyance. Stanley picked up the bucket and casually bit of a piece off the bucket and swallowed it.
"STANLEY NO, WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL-"
[L]
"😦"
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110 words not including this.This is canon because I said so
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The Stanley Parable oneshots :D
FanfictionThis is OLD & really bad. Be warned, -NO SMUT. NOT IN THIS BOOK 😨 -This book will contain mature stuff ( E.g swear words, mentions of d3@th or just d3@th and bl00d) -No consistent updates bc I don't have that sort of will power -TWS/CWS will be pr...