(A/N) !!ANGST WARNING!!
Ranpo was happily marching home, his ring around his finger, when he got home, he grabbed his phone and texted his friends.
The big three 💪
Ranpo the hedgehog: BITCHES!!
Queenkiko Goatsano: HOE??!!
Ranpo the hedgehog: POE PROPOSED TO MEEBEJDKSBS!!!
Queenkiko Goatsano: REALLY??!! THAT'S AWESOME BRO!
Workholickida Nerdpo: I'll ruin your wedding like you ruined mine.
Ranpo the hedgehog: HOW COULD YOU?! I MADE YOURS MORE INTERESTING!
Workholickida Nerdpo: I prevented a murder that day.
Queenkiko Goatsano: How?
Workholickida Nerdpo: Self control.
Queenkiko Goatsano: Oh..
Ranpo the hedgehog: 😰
Workholickida Nerdpo: Anyway, congratulations, I'm very happy for you.
Queenkiko Goatsano: I CALL BRIDESMAID 👏
Workholickida Nerdpo: I call best man.
Queenkiko Goatsano: Wait- is Poe the bride or you are?
Workholickida Nerdpo: That's not how gay people work.
Queenkiko Goatsano: Sure it is!
Workholickida Nerdpo: No it's not.
Ranpo the hedgehog: Yosano, if you were to ask Higuchi's hand in marriage, would you be willing to be a groom?
Queenkiko Goatsano: Hell nah, she'll be the groom, I wanna be carried 💪
Workholickida Nerdpo: What Ranpo was trying to say is that you'll be both brides and Poe-kun and Ranpo would be both grooms.
Queenkiko Goatsano: Treat me like a child, why don't you?
Workholickida Nerdpo: Might aswell.
Queenkiko Goatsano: >:0
Ranpo the hedgehog: 😂
(A/N) Uhm, when I told you there was gonna be angst it was a joke btw, I wanted to annoy a certain someone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Meanwhile, Poe was also going home and immidiatly grabbed his phone.
The slut, the orphan and the loser.
Loser: Guys, I did it.
Slut: Did what?
Orphan: He proposed to the other detective, dumbass.
Slut: really? Congrats.
Loser: Was kinda expecting more reactions..
Slut: I'm outside your house, I'll congratulate you properly.
Orphan: Wtf Twain you sound like a psychopath.
Slut: Maybe because I am, open the door.
Slut: Oh, wait, forget it, Liyo let me in.
Loser: NO DON'T COME IN! AND WHAT IS LIYO DOING INSIDE MY HOUSE?!
Slut: He said he wanted to pet Karl but he didn't want me to tell you but I did anyway.
Orphan: Cuz you suck.
Slut: Maybe. Anyways, I'm coming to congratulate you, open your bedroom door 💪.
Loser: I'm scared...
(A/N) 😆
YOU ARE READING
𝕭𝕾𝕯 𝕺𝖓𝖊𝖖𝖍𝖔𝖙𝖘/𝖘𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔/𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖓.
General Fictionat this point 🧍🏻 THIS WILL NOT ALWAYS BE ABOUT SHIPS, IT CAN BE JUST PLATONIC OR SIBLINGLIKE RELATIONSHIP I LIKE OKAY?!
