𝕭𝕾𝕯 𝕺𝖓𝖊𝖖𝖍𝖔𝖙𝖘/𝖘𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔/𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖓.

First move

Ship: Ranpoe (Yet again)

Ft. Mushitarou and Lucy (Bestieees omg)

Mushitarou was standing in front of a cafe when he heard shouting and footsteps.

-GET OUT!!

-I'm sorry, please just listen to meeee..

-FIRST: YOU DON'T GO TO MY TEA PARTY, SECOND: YOU COME BACK THE NEXT DAY AS IF ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENEND AND TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE AND YOU EXPECT ME TO JUST LISTEN TO YOU?!!

-I'm sorry Lucy, I'll come next time, I was just so busy..-

-OUT!

A familiar person got thrown out of the cafe with a pink haired girl threatning him with a broom.

The tall man fell to the ground as the girl slammed the cafe's door.

-Lucyyyy... Pleeeeaaase...

Mushitarou simply gazed at the man, Poe turned and saw him and panicked.

-......You saw that....

-Yeah.

-Everything?

-Yeeep.

-So you heard the "love life" part?

-Yeah, but don't worry, I already know.

-HUH?! WHAT?!

-And I think he already knows too.

-Y-You mean-

-You fell inlove with a detective, dumbass.

-Oh... Well it's ruined..

-Why?

-Because obviously he doesn't feel the same way!

-Of course he loves you back!

-Then why doesn't he say anything?!

-Because obviously he's waiting for you to make a move.

-Me.... A move...? Impossible...

-It is possible! Now get up little one!

-You're aware that I'm older than you, right?

-From now on, I am your mentor, your elder, your coach, so you'll do as I say, NOW GET UP!

Poe didn't had to be told twice and got up.

-So... Why is he waiting for me to make the first move..? I believe Ranpo has way more confidence then I ever will.

-Because he likes seeing you babble and lose your cool, don't you know anything? He is one of the most sadisting person I HAVE EVER SEEN!

Karl whined at the man shouts wich made Mushitarou calm down and picked him up to pet him.

-I'll help you, Ninnyhammer, and you let me have Karl for a day, do we have a deal?

-I'm not sure I can give you Karl just by you helping me with my insignificant love life..

-Trust me, it's a great deal.

-I don't believe that , but I think I have no choice..

-You're in good hands, mister.

They headed towards a park while Mushitarou gave him some tips on how to please Ranpo.

(A/N) That sounds so wrong help-

-And you know, you'll never get there if you keep on having your Edgar-like moral.

-"Edgar-like moral"...?

-"Oh LoOk aT mE i'M a AnXiOuS wRiTer mIsTeNdersToOd bY sOciETyyyy..." That kind of moral.

-Mushitarou-kun... Please, I know I said I was older than you but please stop doing my voice as if I was a 80 year old man...

-Nonsense! My impressions are the most accurate impressions in the whole world! My impressions are the best!

-I've seen better. said Ranpo who popped out of nowhere.

-AAAAAAAH! yelled the two man in synch.

-My ears...

-R-Ranpo!! started Poe.

-What do you mean there are better impressionists than my non-humble self?!continued Mushitarou.

-I'm just saying that I've seen better, chill.

Mushitarou started to dramaticly babble and gabble while the two man were watching him.

At some point Ranpo turned to the man next to him.

-So, Ed', what are you up to?

-Oh! Uh, I was off to a walk with Mushitarou-kun.

Ranpo frowned.

-Oh, okay, what were you guys talking about?

-Nothing much, honestly.

-Riiiiight... Hey Mushi, are you done rambling?

-DON'T CALL ME "MUSHI"! I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND!

-Yeah well you're my hostage, so I do what I want.

-Grmlblblmblb......

-So real, my guy.

-Whatever, I need to go now, bye~.

-Huh?! Uh?! HUH?!exclaimed Poe.

Mushitarou walked off leaving the two man alone.

-Well he left.declared Ranpo

-He did..mumbled Poe.

-Wanna get some food?

-Yeah, okay, I guess.

They walked to a candy store, of course, and, of course, Poe payed.

-Thank you Pooooe!

-You're very welcome, dear.

Ranpo smiled, didn't really payed attention to that nickname knowing that he knew Poe's feelings for him.

They both sat on a bench as Poe was internally panicking.

Why did I listen to Oguri in the first place?! God I feel so dumb, why did I call Ranpo that?! Why didn't he react?!he thought to himself

Suddenly Ranpo spoke up.

-Poe, when are you going to finally make your move? I've been waiting for ages, you know?

-I know Ranpo, I just didn't know where to put myself, I'm sorry I tool so long..

-Aah, It's okay, don't bother, I was joking anyway.

-....What?

-Wait- I wasn't joking about my feelings for you of course! I was just joking about the "I've been waiting for ages" part!

-...Thank God...

-Sorry hehe.

-It's alright.

There was a silence between the two man as Poe wanted to speak up.

-So, we're.. a thing now?

-If you'd like to.

-I'd love to.

(A/N)Concider hating homosexuals