𝕭𝕾𝕯 𝕺𝖓𝖊𝖖𝖍𝖔𝖙𝖘/𝖘𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔/𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖓.

Random scenarios

Goubilicious to Dazai: What kind of man do you prefer?

Dazai: My husband ☺️ (Kunikida)

Goubilicious to that Gayass terrorist from the OVA: And what kind of man do you like?

That Gayass terrorist from the OVA: Uh... Dazai's husband 🥰

Goubilicious: Σ⁠(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)

Dazai: ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ🔪

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Katai: Yo what happened, are you okay?

Mushitarō: Naw man, I took my boyfriend's racoon out for a walk... I wanted to be different...
And then it fell in the sewer drain 😞😭

Katai: *snorts*

Mushitarō: I couldn't grab it in time... I missed it.. 😞
And then it went into the river, the racoon... IN THE RIVER BRO- 😭

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Tachihara: Hey, Jouno, did you hear about Candice?

Jouno: YOUR BROTHER HUNG HIMSELF.

Tachihara: (⁠˘⁠･⁠_⁠･⁠˘⁠)

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Liyo (My bsd oc): Whatever, because I have another password that unlocks the parental code! 🙄

Poe: You mean "Edgar the butter" with two t's?

Liyo: *histerical laughter*

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Ranpo: *Appears in Fukuzawa's life*

Fukuchi: *divorces Fukuzawa*

Fukuzawa: Tf just happened-

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Episode 21 be like:

Dazai: I sued a 13 y/o kid and won 😌✨

Lovecraft: I challenged a 13 y/o kid to a basketball game and won.

Chuuya: I challenged a 13 y/o kid to a bench press competition, and won 😈✨

Yumeno: I had the worst day of my life-

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Ranpo: *Annoying Yosano* There's a person at the end of the table that eats for free.

Yosano: *pissed* there's a person at the other end of the table that eats for three.