crazy ahh - cristessi

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its kinda crazy but enjoy yeah!!
22:47, Friday, 21 April 2023

Cristiano POV

It's been awhile since me and leo started dating, maybe about 7 months or so? But I'm very happy with him, and today I'm going to do a little prank on him.. Actually 2 but whatever! I bought some cockroaches, which leo hates so it's perfect. I also got him a present ;)) and that present is actually a glitter bomb, it's going to take soo long for him to wash it off! It's gonna be so funny, I already imagine it..

POV on their phones

Cris❤ : come home pls

Leooo❤💕 : What happened?

Cris❤ : just come home

Leooo❤💕 : Okay I'm coming wait

Cris ❤ : 👍

Leo arrives home

"Hey cris- AHHH!" Leo was greeted with Cristiano holding a roach in front of his face. "GET THAT AWAY FROM MEE" Leo shouted, slapping cristianos face. Cristiano chased him and Leo went to the couch and threw a pillow at him " SHIT- COME HERE FOR THE ROACHIEE!!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP CRIS! GET IT AWAY FROM ME" Leo kept throwing pillows until one of them hit cristianos face, losing grip from the cockroach. "SHIT LEO! YOU MADE IT GO IN!!" "AHHH FUCK YOU CRISTIANO!! I HATE YOU SO BADLY" Leo and Cristiano shouted, making the roach scared and ran away. "I hate you, cris. What if that roach makes babies??? It's going to scare the shit out of me!" "It's okay, I'll just give it some uhh bug spray? Won't it work?..." "Just spray it! I'm going to kill you after this.." "Don't worry, I have a present.." Cristiano winked. "If it's another prank I'm going to literally kill you.." "Uhmm okay.." Cristiano said as he sprayed the roach and it died. "See it's dead! Now, let's open the present shall we??" "Okay..?" Cristiano gave the present while smirking. "Why are you staring like that- SHIT YOU BITCH!" Leo was interrupted by glitter exploding all over his face when he opened the present. "I HATE YOU CRISTIANO RONALDO! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU BITCH!" "AHHH" Leo screamed as he body slammed into Cristiano, knocking him off his legs. Cristiano laughed so hard he couldn't breathe. "I hate you, Cristiano.." "I love you too" They said before passionately kissing each other 😜😜

I hope you liked it 👍👍otter

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