*Soarin walks inside Lance's house and peeks into his bedroom*
Soarin: Psst. Hey Lance?
*Lance drops his book*
Lance: What is it, killer?
*tosses a bag of sandwiches*
*picks it up*
Lance: What?
Soarin: Wanna go out on a picnic? It'll be fun!
Lance: No.
*Soarin frowns*
Soarin: But I already invited Dashie!
Lance: I said n-- Wait, did say Dashie?
Soarin: Well, your loss. Bye!
Lance: Hey! Wait! Damn it Soarin! I thought we were over this!
*runs after him*
*secretly plays spy up on a tree*
Soarin: Hey Rainbow! Glad you could make it!
RD: Thanks Soarin! It's great that I had enough time to get off work.
*uses binoculars*
Lance: I can't hear a word they're saying!
*imitates Soarin's voice*
Lance: Oh look Dashie! What do I have in this basket! Ooh! A sandwich!
*imitates Dashie's voice*
Lance: Ooh! A sandwich! You're the best sandwich maker ever, Soarin!
*groans*
Lance: Get a life ya bastard.
*a mare came out of a carriage and held a gun at Soarin's face.*
Lance: This is.. Interesting. What'll happen next? Mwahahaha.
*gun squirts*
Lance: Aww~ I was expecting something more bloody. Wait, who is this??
*mare hugs Soarin.*
Lance: Damn it! Now I can't hear what they're really saying. Hmm. Can't be a sister. Not a cousin either. Nope, not the mother. Could it possibly mean--
*mares kissed Soarin*
Lance: Yes! At last! He found a life! Wooh!!! Yeah! Soarin's finally got a marefriend!🎶 Uhuh!! Oh yeah! Wooh! Shake it!🎶
*dances*
Lance: But wait.
*stops*
Lance: Who is it?
*mare takes off her hoodie*
*gasps*
Lance: Oh my---
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My Little Pony: The Golden Prince
FanfictionLance, the prince of Equestria, has the incredible power of light and darkness. Ever since he was a young pony, he was kept away from the kingdom for his sister, Nightmare Moon, might use his power to cast eternal darkness to Equestria. Now, Lance r...
