Third Person POV:
???: "What the hell is going on! I come looking for the Avengers and see a bunch of bickering bitches!"
Steve: "Langua-"
???: "Fury watch the language there is a kid here. Sorry, did I interrupt you cap?"
Steve: "Nat, it's fine. Back to my question Fury, why didn't you just call?"
Fury: "I did. I paged all of you and Romanoff and Lang are the only ones who showed up. But the crisis has already been averted. So I came to see, just what was holding up the rest of you shi- *sees peter* morons. Just who is that?"
Peter: "Oh Hi I'm-"
Clint: "My apprentice."
Tony: "My intern"
Loki: "A FREAKING SAINT!"
Bruce: "Tony's intern"
Wanda: "Shuri's Friend"
Steve: "A child"
(Author-san: What's worse than a rapist?
Steve: A child
Author-san: No. Lmao.)
Shuri: "That is my bro Peter"
*Everyone looks at each other confused*
Thor: "Stark's not child"
*Everyone looks at Thor* *Looks back at each other* (Chaos will commence in 3....2........1..)
Tony: "Who the hell said he was "your" apprentice?"
Clint: "ME. Right now. Tony you can't have them all!"
Loki: *Sobbing like a child who got denied candy*
Bruce: *holding a melting Loki* "What is going on!"
Wanda: "I'm leaving"
Suri: "WTF DO YOU MEAN! THIS SHIT IS FUNNY! KEEP GOING! Friday record this and get me some fucking popcorn!"
Steve: "LANGUAGE! SHURI YOU'RE GROUNDED!"
Shuri: "YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!"
Fury: *blinks and looks at Natasha and Scott*
Scott: *eating popcorn and grinning* "Want?"
Nat: *Holds out hand*
Fury: "ALRIGHT ENOUGH!"
*everyone shuts up* *Loki faints* *Suri whispers "dramatic ass"* *Loki rises from the dead for the 6th time*
Fury: "While you shi- morons were arguing over this chil- person. Romanoff and Lang were busy disarming a bomb on the white house."
Shuri: "No proof, no ownership"
Scott: "You mean this proof?" *holds up bomb...that is still ticking*
Shuri: "YOU DIDN'T DEACTIVATE IT!"
Scott: "You told me, and I quote. "Don't deactivate it like that Lang, it will explode"
Shuri: "I MEANT WHEN YOU TRIED TO THROW IT INTO THE OCEAN! NOT JUST LEAVE IT GOING!"
*everyone pauses*
Loki: ... "So, that thing is still going? "
Scott: "Yep"
*Everyone pauses*
Steve: "Wait"
Tony: "Oh my god."
*Everyone panics*
Everyone: "SCOTT!!"
Scott: "WHAT!"
Steve: "GET RID OF IT!"
Clint: "It's Budapest but we're gonna go boom."
To be continued...
Hi y'all I know I haven't posted in a while. But thank you for sticking around and coming back to check in on the book. Again I apologize for not posting for probably around a year?? 💀💀 Sorry
Anyways have a wonderful morning/afternoon/night you little gremlins.
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