Pjo girls stuff lmao
Annabeth: Looking left cause you don't treat me right
Calypso: Looking right because you left
Piper: Looking up cause you let me down
Reyna: Looking down cause you fucked up
Hazel: What is wrong with you guys
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Calypso: What does "take out" mean?
Hazel: Food.
Annabeth: Dating.
Reyna: Murder.
Piper: It can be all three if you're brave enough.
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Annabeth: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Hazel: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Piper: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Reyna: * cocks gun* Magic missile.
Calypso: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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Annabeth: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Piper: IT.
Reyna: Annabelle.
Calypso: Paranormal Activity.
Hazel: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
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Annabeth: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Piper, Calypso, Reyna, and Hazel: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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Hazel: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Piper: Self- esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Annabeth: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Reyna: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Calypso: My moral code, is that you?
Hazel:
Hazel: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Annabeth: What makes you all smile?
Hazel: Friends and Family.
Calypso: Snacks.
Reyna: Victory and success.
Piper: Face muscles.
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Piper: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Hazel: 'Prettiest Smile'
Calypso: 'Nicest Personality'
Annabeth: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Reyna: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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ALL THESE ARE TRUE LMAO
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