(Next time on Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared Abridged, we see how Roy and Harry met for the first time!)
Harry's boss: So Mister Willoughby, we went through your social medias to see if you're the kind of employee we'd want.
Harry: Ok.
Harry's boss: Do you recall tweeting "I eat my husband's bussy cause I like it"?
Harry: *sweats profusely*
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Coworker: Did you see that guy Harry singing to the boss yesterday?
Coworker #2: I did. He's such a little bitch-
Harry: You know I'm sitting right next to you both right?-
Coworker #3: YOU CAN'T GET A BONER!! YOU'RE A WASTE OF A MAN!!
Harry: *sits there, dumbfounded*
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Roy: You can't stay on the ground all day!!
Harry: Yes I can.
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*Insert Harry laughing at his co-workers who mocked him*
Harry: HAHAHA!! SUCK MAH DICK!!
Everyone: *stares at him confused*
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Harry: And, you know what else?? WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHEEEERE!!
Roy: And you know what else else? I think the pizza's getting cold-
Harry: !?- AND THE PIZZA'S COLD!? OH, THE PIZZA'S COLD!! NOT THE PIZZAAAA!! OH, HOW COULD IT GET ANY WORSE!?!
(Harry proceeded to kick their car so hard it starts up again and drives off without them inside.)
Roy: Ok, that was your fault.
Harry: *glares at him*
Roy: Well, guess we're walking.
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Harry: OOF- *trips over Roy and falls* ROY!!
Roy: Quiet, Red! I'm listening to upcoming vehicles and I can't hear anything over your subpar inner monologue-
Harry: What does putting your ear near the ground have to do with- Didyoujustcallmyinnermonologuesubpar?-
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(Including how Harry met Manny for the first time!!)
Manny: *laying on the couch, which was covered with empty chip bags* Oh, look who finally decided to come back.
Harry: Huh? Who are you, little guy?
Manny: His son.
Harry: Wha- YOU HAVE A SON!?!
Roy: Oh damn- DAAAAMN!! I almost forgot I had a son-
(... Probably not the best introduction-
Oh also, Robin is pissed off-)
Robin: WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU CALL ME!?!
Harry: M-My phone died!!
(Roy and Manny aren't doing any better.)
Roy: You see this? You always leaving crumbs on the ground, that's why our phones got cut off!!
Manny: No. Our phones got cut off cause you didn't pay the bills-
(And Robin with Manny?... Uh-)
Manny: So, what's your deal?
Robin: Honestly, 90% of the time, I have no idea wtf I'm talking about-
(There's some dark magic shit going on.)
Harry: Um, maybe we should just hire some actors-
Roy: Nonsense! This is much easier!! *slashes goat's throat to make blood pour onto demonic symbol*
Harry: OH MY GOD!!
(Suddenly a Sketchbook comes to life.)
Paige: What's your favorite idea?~
Roy: Boo-yah!!
(Drama, Romance, Action, and more in the nest part of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared Abridged: How I Met Your Father!!~)
Roy: Action? There ain't no action in this bs-
(Roy, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna make sure your dick gets chopped off in the next part-)
Roy: ...Fair enough-
