Harry Hijinks

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(Harry had been lost in the woods for- well Harry isn't quite sure. He just kept running into snakes, bee hives, bears, wolves, etc. He just seemed to have the worst luck out here. Plus, due to the lack of him taking quaaludes, he's just fucking livid.)

Harry: Motherfucker... I swear to God, when I get my hands on Roy, I'm gonna choke his ass out and- *trips on log* FUCK- *slowly gets up* UGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I am this close to killing someone!!

(Suddenly, he could hear cars driving by close by.)

Harry: Oh my God!! Cars!! Cars mean there's a road, which means-!!

(Harry followed the sound to find a road. A road which led to, low and behold, a city!!)

Harry: *pumps fist excitedly* Yes!! Finally!! *starts to run out before nearly getting run over and falling on his ass*

Driver: OUT OF THE ROAD, BOZO!!

Harry: WATCH IT, PAL!! AAAHHHH!! *falls back again as another car passes by*

Driver #2: EVER HEARD OF A SIDE WALK!?!

Harry: *walks on the sidelines* If I had insurance, they'd be in so much shit-

(Harry finally got to the city after way too much walking.)

Harry: Uggghh, finally.. Can I get a signal here?,, Shit, my phone's dead!! Now, I just need to find a phone booth!! *sees one nearby* Ah-hah!! Here we go!!

(Harry got inside the booth and began to call the studio, where he can possibly contact Robin and Manny.)

Harry: Come on, come on... *someone answers* Yes!!

???: Hello?

Harry: Robin? Robin, oh my God, it's you!! Listen to me, I want you to get Manny and-

Robin: Hello!?

Harry: U-Uh, Robin, it's me, Har-

Robin: HELLOOOOOO!!

Harry: *pulls phone away from his ear as Robin shouts*

(The phone hangs up.)

Harry: God damnit!! Why couldn't he hear me!? Is...Is Roy fucking with the phone line!? God damnit!!

(Harry tried to call again, but it wouldn't respond. He went into a nearby diner, slouching into a booth.)

Harry: *sighs* I really hope they're doing ok...

Random Red Guy: Uggghh, so boring.

Harry: *looks at him* What's up?

Random Red Guy: Nothing good's on this TV. Only has one channel with these dumb guys being taught by food.

Harry: Dumb guys?... Wait-

(Harry looked up, his eyes widening as the screen showed Robin and Manny on it.)

Harry: *stands up* Those are my dumb guys!!!

Random Guy: Yo, you good man?

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