Technology is Horse Shit

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(Ah, it seems like the trio are playing their favorite boardgame: "Boardgame: The Game". Stupid as hell name but they love it for some reason. Don't ask how this game works cause I don't know.)

Harry: Oh, I guess it's my turn to choose a card.

Manny: Harry, we have waiting for you to take your turn for 10 minutes. How do you only now realize it's your turn?

Harry: *ignores his comment and picks up a card* Let's see. Hmmm, "What is the biggest object in the world?"

Robin: hMMM- That's a TRIcky onE!!

Manny: Your Mom-

Robin: *smacks the back of his head* nO!!

Manny: Ok, smartass, you come up with an answer!!

Robin: ... *Looks back at Harry* Harold, I can't help you with this.

Harry: If only there was a way to learn more about the world... *slowly looks over at the globe*

(Globe doesn't move.)

Robin: ...Harry, what are you-

*Gun cocking sound*

Robin: *looks at the other direction with wide eyes*

Manny: *holding a shotgun*

Robin: What in the-

Harry: Just go with it.

Robin: U-Uh- Yes! If only there was some way to learn more information about this!...

(Globe still doesn't move.)

Manny: Yeah, that's it. Come to live. I dare you!!

(The globe turns around showing off his face with a smile, before Manny shot him in the face.)

Manny: YEHEHEHEEEEAAAAAH!!

Robin: What in the world!?

Harry: We should've done that a long while ago.

Manny: *grabs Globe* Yep.

Robin: You just killed him!!

Manny: Also yep- *throws Globe out the window, shattering the glass*

(A loud thud could be heard from outside, showing the globe had hot something/someone.)

Roy: *from outside* AH, MY HEAD!! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!

Manny: BOOM!! Headshot!!

Laptop: *comes to live* WHAT THE HELL!? YOU JUST KILLED HI-

Manny: *shoots him too*

Robin: MOTHER OF-

Manny: *picks up laptop* And a one, and a two, and a- *throws laptop out the window, smashing the other side of the glass*

Roy: *gets hit again* AHHH- WHY AM I EVEN OUT HERE AT NIGHT!?

Manny: *throws gun away* Welp, that takes care of that. Now we don't gotta deal with any teacher bullsh-

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