Love Sucks

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(After getting kidnapped by that Money Man, strapping his ass to a rocket, blasting him off to space, and Robin yelling at Roy for not getting any help for them whatsoever, despite his denial, our trio are now having a nice picnic in the woods to clear their heads.)

Harry: Isn't it nice to be out on such a beautiful day?

Manny: Y'know I'd usually make a comment about how you sound like you don't give a shit about what you're saying, but I'm honestly just happy we got out of that shithole Money Man's place. Did you get his wallet before we left?

Harry: Yep.

Manny: Nice. This day is good~

Robin: YEs!! And I've packed us a delicous CHickEn picNIC!!

Robin: YEs!! And I've packed us a delicous CHickEn picNIC!!

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Manny: *stares in disgust*

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Manny: *stares in disgust*

Robin: ...What?

Manny: SALMONELLA! HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT!?

Robin: Uhhh-

Manny: Also, are you not A BIRD YOURSELF!? IS THIS NOT CANNIBALISM!?

Robin: Does it look like I care?

Harry: Uhhh-

Manny: NOT another word out of you!! Also, those eggs better be hard boiled!! Or at least softly boiled. Whatever you prefer.

Robin: I prefer it raw-

Manny: Like how Harry fucks you?

Harry: Huh?

Robin: exCUSE ME?!?

Manny: I can hear you both at night!! And it's fucking gross!! Sound proof your walls for God's sake!!

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