ni-ki: i'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.
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sunoo: i wish we can block people in real life.
jungwon: restraining order.
ni-ki: murder.
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heeseung: jake, do you have any shaving cream?
jake: no, i don't like the way it tastes.
heeseung: okay- wait...
jake: what?
heeseung: do you eat shaving cream?
jake: no, why would i eat shaving cream if i don't like its taste?
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sunghoon: did you buy the eggs like i asked?
jay: even better!
sunghoon: ...what did you do?
jay *holding up a chicken*: here!
jake: her name is kyle!
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*two j's laying in bed at 3 AM*
jake: spines are a social construct.
jay: what?
jake: like what purpose do they have?
jake: hold on, hear me out, you know those wiggly things at the gas station?
jay: the inflatable tubes mans?
jake: yes those. why don't we function like that?
jake: they just *unintelligible flopping noises* all day. wouldn't it be great to live like that?
jay *starting to wheeze*: but how would we walk then?
jake: like *more flopping noises, wiggling arms in the air* wouldn't that be cool?
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jay: hail satan!
jake: rain satan!
sunghoon: snow satan!
heeseung: ...
jay: tomorrow there is a 98% chance of precipitation.
sunghoon: it'll be foggy tomorrow...
jake: ...lots of condensation
heeseung: please just stop-
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sunghoon: jay, wanna see something funny?
jay: uh.. okay?
sunghoon: shout.
jay: *shouts, nothing happens*
sunghoon: *shouts*
sunoo, jake and heeseung: *runs in the room, running towards sunghoon* SUNGHOON! WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAY?
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*in the group chat*
ni-ki: i want some fires right now.
sunghoon: fires??
ni-ki: *fries not fires
jay: bultaoreune
everyone but ni-ki: *sent all at once* FIREEEEEEEE~
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jay: okay so at i-land, there was a mouse and i was so panicked that i forgot the word for mouse.
jay: so i walked up to heeseung and said "you know tom and jerry? jerry is here."
sunghoon *losing his shit*: j-jerry is here-
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