jungwon: how'd you two get kicked out of the movies?
heeseung: ni-ki was yelling out diving scores during titanic when people were jumping out of the boat.
ni-ki: okay, but the last guy had a perfect 10, i'm telling you!
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*enhypen loses ni-ki in a crowd*
heeseung: this calls for drastic measures...sunghoon you know what to do.
sunghoon: *stands on anything he can find* cute sassy demon child from japan!!
ni-ki: *runs out of nowhere with both hands in the air for no reason* who called me?
sunghoon: there he is.
heeseung; i.can't.believe.he.answered.to.that.
jay: i thought you guys were joking about that being his nickname?!?
jake: aw, come on if anything he's at least a minion not a demon...but he is cute
jungwon: okay, first off what the fu-
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heeseung: hey, did you ever find your library book?
ni-ki: no! i looked for like two hours and couldn't find it.
heeseung: did you really?
ni-ki: fine, you caught me. i looked for an hour...
heeseung:
ni-ki: five minutes
heeseung:
ni-ki: OKAY! i looked for it for like 2 minutes then i gave up. happy?
heeseung: 2 minutes? really?
ni-ki: jay was making dinner and i wanted to taste test it before anyone else.
heeseung: i raised you better than that.
ni-ki: you didn't raise me at all!
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sunoo: hey, you ready to help me ruin people's day?
jake: ...how?
sunoo: i'm going to go up to random people and throw glitter in their faces.
jake: NO! no more glitter–i've been sneezing that stuff up for the past three days!
sunoo: why not- i even have a name now! sunghoon gave it to me.
jake *to sunghoon*: why did you encourage him?
sunghoon: i want to see people suffer. plus, the Glitterist has this under control.
jake: i'm sorry, what?
sunoo: prepare to get glittered BITCHES!
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*heeseung, jungwon, and ni-ki are sitting in a bench*
sunoo: why do you guys look so sad?
heeseung: sit down with us so we could tell you.
sunoo: *sits down*
jungwon: the bench is freshly painted.
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*house phone rings*
sunoo; enhypen residence, cute one speaking.
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sunghoon: i wanna be a caterpillar.
jay: explain.
sunghoon: eat a lot, sleep, wake up beautiful
jay: you know you would have a lifespan of about a week, right?
sunghoon: another highlight.
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