jay: we need to get through this locked door. jungwon, give me your credit card.
jungwon: here-
jay *pocketing it*: thanks. ni-ki, kick down the door.
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sunoo: what if i press the break and gas at the same time?
ni-ki: the car takes a screenshot.
jay: for the last time, get the fuck out!
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sunghoon: how did none of you hear what i just said?
jungwon: i've been zoned out for the past two and half hours.
heeseung: i got distracted about halfway through.
jay: ignoring you was a concious decision.
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ni-ki: hah! 69! do you know what that means?
sunoo: what?
heeseung: that you're a child.
jake: how'd you guess my IQ?
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jay: *gently taps table*
ni-ki: *taps back*
jungwon: what are they doing?
sunghoon: morse code-
jay: *aggressively taps table*
ni-ki: *slams hands down* you take that back!!
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jay: there is no future. there is no past. don't you see? time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time when the whole design is visible in every fact.
sunghoon *speechless*: all i asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first...
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jake: do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
heeseung: those are the ghosts of the bugs you've killed before.
jake: *sobs*
ni-ki: you fucking scared him, you idiot.
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ni-ki: i woke up and chose VIOLENCE. i will commit arson and burn everything to the ground!! I AM ANGRY-
jungwon: aww, you're so adorable! give me a hug~
ni-ki: wh-what? no, you're supposed to be SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH!!!
sunghoon *recording* this is so cute!!!
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