ni-ki: i slept for almost twelve hours but i might still be tired so let's go for twelve more just in case.
jay: ni-ki, that's a coma.
ni-ki: *shrugs* sounds festive.
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jake: guys, did you know? i'm incredibly fast at math.
jungwon: alright then, what's 30x17?
jake: 47.
jungwon: that's not even close.
jake: but it was fast.
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jay: you kill people for money?!
ni-ki: hyung, i can explain!
jay: and all this time i've been doing for free like a chump.
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sunghoon: jay hyung.
jay: what?
sunghoon: do you take constructive criticism?
jay: i only take cash or credit.
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heeseung: yah, is ni-ki sleeping or dead?
sunoo: hopefully dead. i hated his guts. *dramatically rolls eyes*
jake: yeah. so did i.
ni-ki: *sits up* okay, first of all, fuck you.
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*four boys debating about what self-care means*
jungwon: self-care is actually getting into fights with randoms in alleys.
sunoo: no. self-care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap!
jay: self-care is the burning heat when rage washes over you! self-care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! self-care is the fear in your enemies eyes!!!
ni-ki: lmao, self care is taking your birthday cake just so i can eat the frosting.
jungwon: if you touch my birthday cake, i'll make you eat your hands.
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Rastgele*i don't own enhypen, these quotes are either made by me or from pinterest, google or inspired from other stories i read. *please don't take it seriously, this is just a joke. *support the book and vote please🙏🏻 *cringe alert, so read at your ow...
