11| Purple Hyacinths

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Nikolai: Shouldn't have I done that 🤔

Fyodor: 😤...

Fyodor: Seriously I have nothing to say to you😤 ... 

Dazai: Nikolai, I will ask you a simple question.

Nikolai: Yes? 

Dazai: Have you ever taken an IQ test before?

Nikolai: No. I didn't have time for it. Why🤔? 

Dazai: I'm glad that you didn't bother to learn your IQ... 

Ranpo: Are you two together @Nikolai @Fyodor? 

Fyodor: Yes, I decided to stay with him for a while... I'm not sure if I made a right decision though... 

Nikolai: Why☹️​​? 

Fyodor: First you gave me bleeding hearts in Valentine's day... Seriously🙄? Couldn't you find another flowers to give me😤... 

Nikolai: These flowers have a beautiful meaning though☹️... 

Fyodor: Then you kissed me in front of my mother and sister😤... 

Nikolai: I thought we solved that problem☹️. 

Fyodor: We did. They praised you... 

Nikolai: I love you both my future mother in law and my future sister in law💖​~. 

Fyodor:🙄... 

Dazai: By the way Ranpo, why did you ditch us after classes today?

Ranpo: I had something to do.  

Dazai: Like what👀?

Ranpo: Secret~.  

Ranpo: Anyway I have to go, bye bye👋🏻​!

Dazai: Wait, where are you going?

Ranpo: S-E-C-R-E-T~. 

[Ranpo is offline.] 

Dazai: Mean😔​​... 

Atsushi: Respect his privacy Dazai san. Maybe he had a personal thing. 

Dazai: Oh👀? Like fuck👀?

Akutagawa: Your mind is always on sex...  

Dazai: It is part of life😏​. Also I saw him going to a flowers shop near the school😏. Do we need any more proofs👀?

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