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FORTY-TWO;

michael:
all in good fun my sweet boy

cally 💖💛:
you just called him WHAT

michael:
i cannot be the only single person in this group this is insufferable i can't jokingly flirt with ANYBODY

doctor atlas:
we'll find you someone
you won't be alone forever, my friend

luke:
i am sweet boy

cally 💖💛:
ripping walls apart with my bare hands rn

luke:
CAL
please

ashton:
cal i understand

cally 💖💛:
THANK YOU

michael:
suffering

taking this picture off my fridge because muke is DEAD

luke:
i can't breathe
michael you're so terminally single it's making me sad

michael:
🥲

[luke changed the conversation name to 'operation get mike laid']

doctor atlas:
from across multiple oceans

luke:
yep yep
we all have a collective iq of 615 i think we can do it

michael:
i hate that you know that

luke:
LOL
ok
so
do you want someone australian
or
american
british
or

michael:
uhm
i don't really have a preference

luke:
ok
cool
so
there's this girl

michael:
PARDON?

luke:
her name is crystal i've wanted to set you up with her for a while

ashton:
oh you were ready for this

luke:
i was
so
this is crystal