*Joker and Riddler team up*
Jokers Henchman: would you tell me another riddle? An easier one this time?
Riddler, the biggest attention whore to ever whore for attention: but of course, I will even give you a classic one instead of one of my own creation. So tell me my dear *swinging his hands dramatically* riddle me this (another Henchman in the back mutters "he did the thing" in awe) what gets wetter as it dries?
Henchman: uh... no idea... wait! I got it!
Riddler, with a happy expectant smile but bit patronizing: Hmn?
Henchman: is it a songbird?
Riddler, impressed by the stupidity of the answer: nope, I'm pretty sure a songbird just gets dry normally. Also why exclusively a song bird?
Henchman: no idea
Harley: what are you boys doing?
Henchman: Riddles here asked me a riddle
Harley, very excited: Oh! I wanna play, is the answer Eddie?
Riddler confused: you didn't even heard the riddle?
Harley: but am I wrong?
Riddler: yes
Harley: Bummer *muttering* the moment he dosen't talk about himself
Riddler, annoyed: any more guesses?
Joker, coming from a dark corner like a sleep paralysis demon: I have one! What gets wetter as it dries you say? My hands wet with blood as the life dries out of someone else's eyes, HAHAHAHAH
Riddler: jesus fucking christ!? IT WAS A FUCKING TOWEL! it's an easy well known CHILDREN'S RIDDLE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! *looks at who he is talking to* nevermind
YOU ARE READING
Adventure of the Rogues💚💜🏳️🌈
RandomWelp I'm making another one of my famous random incorrect quotes things. just like all of the others, the incorrect quotes aren't mine I just change the names. alright on to another adventure!!!
